Mike Tyson Is A Funny Ass Dude

RyanTheRhino

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This is not funny to you people

"Ill fuck you till you love me faggot" that didnt make you laugh. or just the crazy things he says.

what ever
 

ganjames

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MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS!
MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE!
AND I'M JUST FEROCIOUS!

I want your heart! I want to eat his children! praise be to allah!
 

RC7

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Yeah mike tyson is the man...this is the old him though, he always says he trys to be a better person now a days
 

beardo

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the funniest was when he robbed the lady for her purse or when he was on tv with robin gibbions and she was saying how he is a wild animal and beats her.
 

......

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I remember he said he got in a fight cause someone killed his pigeon lmfao.
Ha says when I punch people I envision my fist breaking through there face and coming out the back of there head.

With all this talk about rape I would hate to be locked up with tyson,nobodies asshole would be safe.
 

dam612

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love these crazy interviews "yeah im a big strong nigger who knocks out people and rapes people"
 

Ghosteh

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"GOD AMEN WHAT?! *...* PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!"

But my favorite of all-time:

Random woman reporter (RWR): Blah blah blah.
Mike Tyson: Are you talkin' out of turn?
RWR: Blah blah blah. No.
Mike Tyson: ...I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. You should stop talking, unless you wanna... you know...

"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick em in the fuckin head or stomp on their testicles, so they could feel the pain I feel. That's the pain I feel waking up everyday."

Hahaha.
 
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