My Brother is TOO Funny!

Carne Seca

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So, a few weeks back my bro and his girl came over for dinner and he sampled my edibles and my own homegrown buds. Now, he will not smoke any weed he considers to be inferior (I always call him a weed snob because he refuses to smoke the weed I used to buy). So, we smoke up a big fat bong of my Chocolate Rain and he's blown away that I grew it myself. I try explaining that it's the strain and that I pulled my male ASAP, so no seeds. My yield was shit, but yeah, some great smoke! But now he thinks I'm some sort of pot goddess and he wants to rent a house near me and have me " manage" some big f***ing grow op he wants him and his buddy to finance.
That is just too funny! I admit, this time around I have learned ALOT and my new ladies are super full and bushy, even before I topped them. BUT, I did a crappy job on my first grow, only a little more than an ounce, dry off 4 plants. I really don't think that qualifies me to run some huge op. And even if it did, that is the last thing I want! I'm a Mom, I have 4 kids to think about. I just wanna grow my own weed, not sell it. He is still hounding me to just "think about it"!
I think I'll change my name to Mary Jane, Queen of Pot! LMFAO!
What did you do differently this time around that changed your yield? :)
 

MsBotwin

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What did you do differently this time around that changed your yield? :)
I change nutes from General Hydro 3 part to their FloraNova Bloom, using the Lucas Formula, started using ZHO, Synergy, Cal Mag plus, and B-52 for Veg and my Autos, which are in Flower got BuD Blood and next feeding, I'll start them on Big Bud. I bought an EC meter, which I didn't have for my first grow and upgraded from a ph drops test kit to a ph meter. Tested my well water, which doesn't go through a softener, found the ph to be 6.0 and the ppm 109, so I ditched the distilled water and started using my well water. My Light placement is much better for covering all plants evenly and close enough ( I'm using CFLs for Veg.). My Flowering Area now features a 400 Watt HPs and every damn visible surface is covered with poly Mylar. Hmmm, I don't think I've leftbanything out....LMFAO! I guess, I'm doing just about everything different!
 

Carne Seca

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Wow. Sounds like it was worth it. I'm in the process of getting my card and grow license renewed. I'm going to try some of the stuff you've done. I have a 400 watt hps so I'm halfway there. *LOL*
 

MsBotwin

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Wow. Sounds like it was worth it. I'm in the process of getting my card and grow license renewed. I'm going to try some of the stuff you've done. I have a 400 watt hps so I'm halfway there. *LOL*
Thank-you, Uncle Sam! I really put my booty from our tax refund to good use!
 

dirtsurfr

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I have 2 400 watters just 1 grow and this year I'm going outside!
I wish i'd gone outside first now I'm stuck with lights I'll never use!
 

MsBBB

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I change nutes from General Hydro 3 part to their FloraNova Bloom, using the Lucas Formula, started using ZHO, Synergy, Cal Mag plus, and B-52 for Veg and my Autos, which are in Flower got BuD Blood and next feeding, I'll start them on Big Bud. I bought an EC meter, which I didn't have for my first grow and upgraded from a ph drops test kit to a ph meter. Tested my well water, which doesn't go through a softener, found the ph to be 6.0 and the ppm 109, so I ditched the distilled water and started using my well water. My Light placement is much better for covering all plants evenly and close enough ( I'm using CFLs for Veg.). My Flowering Area now features a 400 Watt HPs and every damn visible surface is covered with poly Mylar. Hmmm, I don't think I've leftbanything out....LMFAO! I guess, I'm doing just about everything different!
Have or will you do a Journal with pictures, at least keep us posted on your grow progress?
 

MsBotwin

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Have or will you do a Journal with pictures, at least keep us posted on your grow progress?
I have been really bad about that! I will take some new pics when my littlest one takes her nap! The main problem is that our family computer is in the living room so we can monitor the kids' online activities. The downside is that they can see exactly what I'm doing as well! And I can't just upload the pics from my I-pad!
 

esc420211

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:weed:
I am not worried about my HUSBAND getting custody of my kids, if I were ever to get caught, I'd happily give it to him. That's the same as me having custody of them. We're married, thus the term husband. He happens to be a pretty damn fantastic husband and father. He is also my soulmate and we will always be together. It's called love and marriage and family. You should try it, it's great!
I would but nobody would love me im a hideous monster troll that grows but yea dont risk ur family just stay small time thats what i do and actually im engaged so one day ill have kids that will someday hopefully grow for me when im too old and am wearing depends
 

MsBotwin

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:weed:

I would but nobody would love me im a hideous monster troll that grows but yea dont risk ur family just stay small time thats what i do and actually im engaged so one day ill have kids that will someday hopefully grow for me when im too old and am wearing depends
Congratulations! Kids are great, but man are they hard work!
 

MsBotwin

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Have or will you do a Journal with pictures, at least keep us posted on your grow progress?
Have to run out for party favors for my 11 y.o.'s birthday party tomorrow, then I will jump on the computer and post my pics in the journal section. Only had time to upload to my computer and edit. I need to get a new camera battery, very time I take pics with my I-phone they upload on to my computer sideways and I need to go in and rotate every picture! But, I promise to get it done tonight! Lord knows with 10 girls sleeping over I'll be a tiny bit busy tomorrow and Sunday!
 
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