My dogs stoned as fuck

LISTEN DUDE MY DOG IS FUCKIN RIPPED. IM BEING DEAD HONEST, IM STONED AND I DONT KNOW WHY. HELP PLEASE. WHAT DO I DO HE WONT LEAVE MY SIDE AND WTF HELP.

dude dont take this as a joke because its not, i really need help right now.

oh yeah and my parents are coming home soon so like he cant be stoned. we ewrent trying to get him high, but listen, will he be super high?

nevermind hes all chill now. thanks though.
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hahahaha wth. that's great.

dude its not great lmfao ive got a huge as fuckin test tommorow and i cant study for shit. its not great, its funny as hell.

give him some chocolate man, that'll satisfy his munchies and shut him up

chocolate is bad for dogs

yeah, I hope you were joking chromer...

Yeaahhh. Definitely no chocolate for dogs.

oh wtf dude i almost got him some.
man ive got zeppelin ithe basement as well as some homework i owe a date to , since the whole reason i didnt go to dinner with my 'rents was to do my hw- that im blowing off.
peace.

chromer said:

give him some chocolate man, that'll satisfy his munchies and shut him up

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LMAO, that's a good joke