My girlfriend flipped out

LoudBlunts

LoudBlunts

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i was fucking a fine ass police officer on the regular.


some of my ex neighbors called the popos on me. some shit saying a noise violation....cop car rolled down the street, as i was already outside, pumping my music in the car. she rolled down her window and said something!!!!! i was like omg!!!!! i told my friends that i would be right back, i had to approach! rest was history.

i had it so good, my friends would even roll blunts in front of her. she would come and get me outta tickets whenever i got pulled and called her (of course only worked when she was on duty). she was a mos def a different person off duty

she had the fattest ass...i miss that ass man.

everytime i was tapping that ass i was literally saying fuck the law :hump: hahaha
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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LoudBlunts said:
i was fucking a fine ass police officer on the regular.


some of my ex neighbors called the popos on me. some shit saying a noise violation....cop car rolled down the street, as i was already outside, pumping my music in the car. she rolled down her window and said something!!!!! i was like omg!!!!! i told my friends that i would be right back, i had to approach! rest was history.

i had it so good, my friends would even roll blunts in front of her. she would come and get me outta tickets whenever i got pulled and called her (of course only worked when she was on duty). she was a mos def a different person off duty

she had the fattest ass...i miss that ass man.

everytime i was tapping that ass i was literally saying fuck the law :hump: hahaha
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Kinda reminds me of a story that happened a few months back...
I was in Central Cali down visiting some fam and friends and my mom called me out to get some weed she thought was dank... so my friend and I roll out to the area she was in and my mom hooked us up with about 8 grams. As soon as we left my moms friends house what do you know...sirens flashin.
I was wasted drunk and my friend shit his pants and immediately admitted to having the weed in his pocket...
So they throw him in the back of the car, confescate the bud, and start asking what I was doin in a few hours and even told me I could keep the bud but they had to give him a ticket -which was only 100 bucks- I end up leaving, next day one of the cops hits me up w a myspace friend request... askin if I wanted to go out and lettin me know his bro sells good weed if I ever wanna good hook up.
I thought he was psycho for lookin me up, cuz that meant he had to memorize my personal info, but it showed me that not all cops are weed haters.
 
We1

We1

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Fucking cops!!! Ive seriously considered becoming one for these reasons. Cops get to have all the fun! I h8 cops though so would I have to hate myself? Plus when I get all old and dirty I can always say.... "lick-it or ticket!" I just don't know though, that myspace shit is just down-right fucking creepy!!!!!! Although myspace is just creepy to begin with. What is with this myspace anyways, how do you meet people??? Something like this????
MasterD8erM23: Hey baby remember me?
SexybunnyF57: yes, what is new?
MasterD8erM23: Well not much, I have no social skills and I have had a crush on you since you used to baby sit me when my mom worked at the retaurant, so I was wondering if you wanna bang?
SexybunnyF57: Well sure I love banging!
MasterD8erM23: Alright where do you live?
SexybunnyF57: 1345 E chinnut st.
MasterD8erM23: Alright I'll be there in a minute...

I think it is important to acquire social skills but progress is killing tradition. Nowadays all you gotta do is type in google.... "Hot Chicks Looking to get laid tonight" -heres my pic baby, wanna cyber???... And blickity blam just like magic HERPES!
 
6isafraidof7

6isafraidof7

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jamiemichelle said:
Kinda reminds me of a story that happened a few months back...
I was in Central Cali down visiting some fam and friends and my mom called me out to get some weed she thought was dank... so my friend and I roll out to the area she was in and my mom hooked us up with about 8 grams. As soon as we left my moms friends house what do you know...sirens flashin.
I was wasted drunk and my friend shit his pants and immediately admitted to having the weed in his pocket...
So they throw him in the back of the car, confescate the bud, and start asking what I was doin in a few hours and even told me I could keep the bud but they had to give him a ticket -which was only 100 bucks- I end up leaving, next day one of the cops hits me up w a myspace friend request... askin if I wanted to go out and lettin me know his bro sells good weed if I ever wanna good hook up.
I thought he was psycho for lookin me up, cuz that meant he had to memorize my personal info, but it showed me that not all cops are weed haters.
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He must have been desperate.
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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6isafraidof7 said:
He must have been desperate.
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Can you please stfu already? Seriously. Trust me I have no problems getting dudes, just to clear that one up. I can fuck anytime I want and anyone I want and I wouldnt be trying to fuck your faggoty looking ass (no pun intended towards gays cuz I actually have quite a few friends that are) Please quit trying to waste your time on trying to punk me cuz I can go a lot longer and harder at it than you can and would probably end up with an apology at the end by you... but Im choosing to be the bigger person and not waste my time with your shit talking mouth. Seen your pic, and your def not good looking by any means so as I said please shut the fuck up and leave my ass alone. You started all this bullshit so why dont you bow out gracefully before you end up getting yourself majorly hurt unexpectedly...I really dont give a fuck what kinda martial arts you say you practice, doesnt have much to do with me. You cant stfu and its seriously getting on my nerves to see your lesbian looking ass responding to any of my posts. Do your self a favor, go get your hair cut, maybe some new cloths and mind your own fucking business because I def dont need to read your immature ass comments every time I post something. Its old and in some form harassment as far as Im concerned because I asked you a few times ago to fuck off and leave me alone but just like you keep referring to someone acting like its "highschool" the only person I see doing that is you. So as Ive asked before, shut the fuck up please and go take your whiney, bitch ass and kiss some more peoples asses around here like you usually do in your posts.

Thanks hun!
 
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fdd2blk

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jamiemichelle said:
Can you please stfu already? Seriously. Trust me I have no problems getting dudes, just to clear that one up. I can fuck anytime I want and anyone I want and I wouldnt be trying to fuck your faggoty looking ass (no pun intended towards gays cuz I actually have quite a few friends that are) Please quit trying to waste your time on trying to punk me cuz I can go a lot longer and harder at it than you can and would probably end up with an apology at the end by you... but Im choosing to be the bigger person and not waste my time with your shit talking mouth. Seen your pic, and your def not good looking by any means so as I said please shut the fuck up and leave my ass alone. You started all this bullshit so why dont you bow out gracefully before you end up getting yourself majorly hurt unexpectedly...I really dont give a fuck what kinda martial arts you say you practice, doesnt have much to do with me. You cant stfu and its seriously getting on my nerves to see your lesbian looking ass responding to any of my posts. Do your self a favor, go get your hair cut, maybe some new cloths and mind your own fucking business because I def dont need to read your immature ass comments every time I post something. Its old and in some form harassment as far as Im concerned because I asked you a few times ago to fuck off and leave me alone but just like you keep referring to someone acting like its "highschool" the only person I see doing that is you. So as Ive asked before, shut the fuck up please and go take your whiney, bitch ass and kiss some more peoples asses around here like you usually do in your posts.

Thanks hun!
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i couldn't have said it better.

sounds like you've been warned my friend. leave her alone now. thanks. :blsmoke::peace:
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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I dont know but either way, it didnt bug me at first cuz I can brush things off easy and I really dont let things bother me... but since I cant smoke cuz im still getting over strep and I had to wake up and read negativity this early it kinda pushed me in the wrong spot. Hopefully thats the end of it all cuz I dont like someone following me around every where I go just to try to punk me.
 
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fdd2blk

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jamiemichelle said:
I dont know but either way, it didnt bug me at first cuz I can brush things off easy and I really dont let things bother me... but since I cant smoke cuz im still getting over strep and I had to wake up and read negativity this early it kinda pushed me in the wrong spot. Hopefully thats the end of it all cuz I dont like someone following me around every where I go just to try to punk me.
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i've seen it in other threads. i'm watching now.


try some edibles. a "firecracker" will fix ya. :mrgreen::blsmoke:
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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fdd2blk said:
i've seen it in other threads. i'm watching now.


try some edibles. a "firecracker" will fix ya. :mrgreen::blsmoke:
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Mmm pb and bud crackers... havent had those in a long time... I may just do that today :D My dad used to make stuff like that.
Thanks for the suggestion!
 
krillianred

krillianred

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fuck the bitches. there is so much pussy out there. if she cant understand or isnt at least interested in supporting you no maatter what; the bitch isnt worth it. drop kick that whore in the forehead.
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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krillianred said:
fuck the bitches. there is so much pussy out there. if she cant understand or isnt at least interested in supporting you no maatter what; the bitch isnt worth it. drop kick that whore in the forehead.
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Word... lol... thats what Ive been trying to say the whole time! Why be with someone who doesnt wanna support everything you do in life... no matter what it may be.
 
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