First off when ya go visit Nanna in jail download a power of attorney form & tell her it's for her own good she signs it , this way everybody is in the clear when you empty her IRA account & cash her social security checks , dont forget to get any pin numbers for her checking/savings accounts while your there , this money should pay for the time you spend visiting her in the cooler .
Next thing is to open up a dozen or so new ( High $ Limit ) credit cards in grammies name , then ya go on a whirlwind tour of all the high end electronic shops & buy yourself a $500,000 state of the art Mcintosh hifi system , that should help take care of the PTSD your suffering from loss of plants , good music on a world class system allways makes ya feel better .
Next ya gotta work on financial reimbursement to make up for lost wages , contact Henry Winkler & have Fonzie set up a reverse mortgage on the old girls house & land , by the time she get's done doing her bit Gran gran will forget she even had a house & you get back all the cash she cost you over crying about a meager $800 a month increase in her Edison bill .
Me-maw is allready toast , you gotta look out for yourself now that she cant take care of you anymore , right ?
