My Grandma Got Raided

Growan

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In other news I kind of feel like she owes me for my loss if she called about her high electric bill and they found the grow. I'm thinking about having an estate sale of her things to bail her out but just keep most of the money and say it didn;t make enough to get her out.
Take it out of her ass

Maybe I call a landscaping company out to clean up and ask the workers to go into the barn to get some round up for the driveway, only there's a guy porking a goat (I hired on CL for this purpose) in there and as the worker comes out looking all disgusted I take his picture. Mail that pic to 5.0 telling them he's one of the guys growing the shit and just found out it had been raided.
Make sure you use a trustworthy goat, ya know?
 

Daggy

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Clayton.... If you cant afford a spot.... Dont grow at all... Fucking newb. Your the type of person that ruins it for all of us. I hope all luck to your grandma because you are a douche
 

whitebb2727

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How do so many miss the point.

1. He liked his grandpa cause he waited for him to be out of the way.

2. People talk of bad karma. Grandma started her bad karma years ago by touching a boys penis.

There is some reading between the lines here, all you got to do is read.

Clayton I'm sorry you told the police that grandma touched you with the tape rolling and they still let her out. The cops should have got word to the jail that she was a pedophile and that would have been the end of it.
 

Daggy

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Yes. I know how hard it is because I do it. Everyday of my life. Rent a spot... Buy some filters... Get your equipment and grow buddy. Growing out your grandmas house is NEWB buddy. Ill say it again. If you dont have the decency to find your own safe spot instead of growing in your grandmas house like a fuking teenager you shouldn't be growing at all.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Yes. I know how hard it is because I do it. Everyday of my life. Rent a spot... Buy some filters... Get your equipment and grow buddy. Growing out your grandmas house is NEWB buddy. Ill say it again. If you dont have the decency to find your own safe spot instead of growing in your grandmas house like a fuking teenager you shouldn't be growing at all.
Yeah thats why you lost your whole crop. Newb shit

See, if your crop got raided, you would be in jail, because YOU rented the place. THAT seems like newb shit to me. Not only did I have a good thing going for over a year, when shit went South, my grandma still got out of trouble. Sure I lost my grow, but shit happens, nobody lost time. THAT'S advanced thinking, my friend.
 

theexpress

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My grandma got raided and I lost my entire grow about a week before harvest. She's getting pretty old and can't get around that well so when my grandfather died a couple of years ago I set up my grow in their old barn. There was 17 giant plants. How long do you think she will get? I'm hoping they will just let her go.
condolences.. that old bitch hD a good run doe
 

Indagrow

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Yes. I know how hard it is because I do it. Everyday of my life. Rent a spot... Buy some filters... Get your equipment and grow buddy. Growing out your grandmas house is NEWB buddy. Ill say it again. If you dont have the decency to find your own safe spot instead of growing in your grandmas house like a fuking teenager you shouldn't be growing at all.
It's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. It's ok, really it's fine, don't worry, things will get better. Mr. Bigsby is playing chest, you sir are playing checkers... And you just ate one by accident.

I'll agree they look like Oreos. It will be fine, it will be okay, hopefully it doesn't come out sideways...

Just kidding it has to either way you're fucked.
 

curious2garden

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It's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. It's ok, really it's fine, don't worry, things will get better. Mr. Bigsby is playing chest, you sir are playing checkers... And you just ate one by accident.

I'll agree they look like Oreos. It will be fine, it will be okay, hopefully it doesn't come out sideways...

Just kidding it has to either way you're fucked.
@Indagrow
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