Naked Man Captured By Police While Tending His Cannabis Farm Explains............

silvernomad

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Police cannabis factory shock:joint:

POLICE raiding a lock-up were greeted by a naked man tending to his cannabis factory, a court heard.

Officers found 638 plants growing in the Hastings unit rented by 42-year-old David Churchward, a crop worth up to an estimated £229,000.
He admitted producing cannabis but told officers he had started growing the Class C drug to help his wife who suffers from bad health and finds it difficult to sleep.
Lewes Crown Court heard Churchward, who used to run a courier firm, had gone bankrupt and that since his arrest his home in Tuppenny Close had been repossessed.
He was given a suspended jail sentence after a judge decided it was unlikely he would offend again.
Marcus Fletcher, prosecuting, told the court: "On April 9 last year, police executed a search warrant at unit 12, Moorhurst Road.
"They found the defendant naked. They also found a sophisticated factory producing cannabis plants.
"He was arrested and interviewed. He said he was growing them for his wife who could not sleep.
"He said he knew it was unlawful but did not accept doing it for financial gain. He said he was going to freeze it for his wife.
"There were 638 plants seized in different stages of growth with a value of between £114,000 to £200,000. That would provide 287,100 reefers.
"Therefore we would suggest the idea that it was just for his wife is unbelievable."
William Eaglestone, defending, said: "There is no evidence as to how many plants would have made it through to commercial level.
"As with any crop it's unclear what the precise yield would be. This was something that began in midsummer 2004. The previous harvest he had succeeded in reaping 60 plants.
"This is not a case where he is charged with supply, or where there is any evidence of supply."
Passing a 51-week prison sentence but suspending it for two years and imposing a 12-month supervision order, Judge Simon Coltart told Churchward: "I take the view this was a one-off offence.
"I think there is no risk of you getting involved in the production of drugs again.
"But this is a serious matter as it is large-scale production and therefore must be met with a period of imprisonment.
"But I will suspend that period of imprisonment."
It is believed Churchward was naked when police arrived so he would not get the smell of cannabis on his clothing.

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Chalcy

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Man. Tho I hate to see anybody get busted for marijuana, I have to contrast that with what would happen to the same guy here in the land of the free.

Just having that many plants, even with no sign that he ever sold anything would probably get him life in prison or at least 20 years or so and get his house and bank account taken away. If he was naked he'd probably even get charged with a sex crime or something. You growers in teh UK are treated a lot better.
 

skunkushybrid

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Yeah. we've also banned guns. Meaning that when we get nicked it tends to be "fair cop gov'" and off you go to the cells for a cup of tea. Released on bail, if you are of previous good character, to get a minimal sentence in court. If you're looking at life you have a lot more to lose. The police over there are also very intimidating as they carry guns, if they're anything like our bobbies that are so quick to use pepper spray and baton I bet a lot of innocent people/criminals are killed.

The sentence does seem rather lenient though. If that were me for example I would expect 4 years.

I think also that we are treated better because our Government isn't as God-fearing as yours. In fact I doubt whether Tony Blair believes in (G)god (sic).
 

thump easy

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dam thats a lot of plant fucken A MAN.. but naked he didnt get charged with the real crime indesent exposer... or im asuming he had great composure... if he didnt get charged with that... shit i walk around naked in my pantry room all the tym but no worries i shave everything off.... So next tym you sniff a nug remember someone could have rubed their penis on it. hahahahahaa
 

tet1953

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That's 450 grams per plant, or about a pound. Indoors? And even if this guy is some kind of growing genius and can get 638 plants to produce a pound each, indoors, what kind of footprint is that going to have? Figure a MIN of a square meter per plant, just how big is this "lock up" (which I assume is a rental locker)?
Interesting story and all, but some just doesn't add up.
 

MrMeagadam

Active Member
That's 450 grams per plant, or about a pound. Indoors? And even if this guy is some kind of growing genius and can get 638 plants to produce a pound each, indoors, what kind of footprint is that going to have? Figure a MIN of a square meter per plant, just how big is this "lock up" (which I assume is a rental locker)?
Interesting story and all, but some just doesn't add up.
the law includes lil seedlings and somtimes seeds as a full plant. like if you make 100 clones but only plan to grow the best well your shit outta luck thats 683 plants
 

Total Head

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i can't believe some freak actually crunched the numbers to estimate "how many reefers" could be provided. is that supposed to instill extra fear? and not that i'm upset about the sentence (i don't even think it should be illegal in the first place), but what the fuck kind of punishment is that? almost 700 plants? am i missing something? the judge thinks he's a good guy and he won't do it again so he gets a suspended sentence? maybe he got some sympathy for going bankrupt but an american judge would likely have thrown the book at him and told him he deserved to lose everything. maybe it's just a lenient judge? good for the defendant though.
 
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