New and improved system of law and order

beardo

Well-Known Member
I have come up with a very simple and logical form of law that I believe should take the place of our current system. Anything that is not approved of is met with imediate punishment by the whitnesses. violations have 4 degrees , 1 would merit a verbal repramand 2 would be a kick in the ass 3 would get a punch in the face and 4 gets you shot. we could have jury's for when their are special cercumstanced that need atention or their is a disagreement.
 

420God

Well-Known Member
Good idea!

Everything's connected now-a-days, we should have a better system on voting for anything.

We can do it on American Idol for fucks sake.
 

Radiate

Well-Known Member
I don't know how I feel about being punished by whitness. I'm pretty white and that could warrant a lot of beatings. :hump:

Also, the scale goes from moderate physical punishment to death at a pretty fast pace. Care to name a crime that is just shy of worth being killed for but not so bad that it is justifiably punished with a swift crack to the nose? :mrgreen:
 

Chad Sexington

Active Member
Hah, just like Afghanistan pre 2001. Maybe we could also build a swimming pool with an olympic diving board, and toss people off (without any water in the pool of course). Theres no ideas like Taliban ideas.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
I don't know how I feel about being punished by whitness. I'm pretty white and that could warrant a lot of beatings. :hump:

Also, the scale goes from moderate physical punishment to death at a pretty fast pace. Care to name a crime that is just shy of worth being killed for but not so bad that it is justifiably punished with a swift crack to the nose? :mrgreen:
parking in front of someones driveway or in front of a fire hydrant would get a kick in the ass so wouldn't littering and obnoxious public drunkeness
 

NoDrama

Well-Known Member
So, if I parked in front of a fire Hydrant, and nothing happened and no one got hurt and then I pulled away what crime has been committed? In order to have a Crime you need to have a Victim. You may not like people who park in front of fire hydrants, but if no one parks in front of them during a fire or when they need to be used has a crime actually occurred? Likewise if I fail to completely stop at a stop sign on a deserted road would it make sense to punish me? What If i am a habitual speeder and go 5-8mph over the speed limit no matter how many punches in the nose you give me, are you going to then shoot me?

If I parked in front of your driveway to rescue your child from out of a tree would you kick my ass? Where do you draw the line?
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
So, if I parked in front of a fire Hydrant, and nothing happened and no one got hurt and then I pulled away what crime has been committed? In order to have a Crime you need to have a Victim. You may not like people who park in front of fire hydrants, but if no one parks in front of them during a fire or when they need to be used has a crime actually occurred? Likewise if I fail to completely stop at a stop sign on a deserted road would it make sense to punish me? What If i am a habitual speeder and go 5-8mph over the speed limit no matter how many punches in the nose you give me, are you going to then shoot me?

If I parked in front of your driveway to rescue your child from out of a tree would you kick my ass? Where do you draw the line?
I agree. I just wonder if sometimes a kick in the ass would be better than a fine, I think they shouldn't have a million parking enforcement people looking to ticket you as soon as your parking meter expires.
 

NoDrama

Well-Known Member
I agree. I just wonder if sometimes a kick in the ass would be better than a fine, I think they shouldn't have a million parking enforcement people looking to ticket you as soon as your parking meter expires.
All you have to do is educate people to be empowered and responsible. Instead we educate them to be subjugated and ignorant.
 

medicineman

New Member
People turn out that way well enough on their own.

IMO people as a whole are fucking stupid, there is no educating the masses.

Cute dream though.
So, are you a people, or some form of extra-terrestial? Maybe you actually believe your forum name and assume you are some kind of Marijuana God? IE people as a whole are stupid, I am a people, therefore I am stupid, sort of your deductive logic I presume. Whack whack.
 

420God

Well-Known Member
So, are you a people, or some form of extra-terrestial? Maybe you actually believe your forum name and assume you are some kind of Marijuana God? IE people as a whole are stupid, I am a people, therefore I am stupid, sort of your deductive logic I presume. Whack whack.
Really? Going after my screen name. Pathetic.

I picked this name because it's easy to remember and something I figured people would like but because of assholes like you I catch shit for it because people automatically assume I'm arrogant.

I've spent more time on this site helping new members than most others, I haven't seen you post in any newbie sections.

I stand by what I said, people as a whole are stupid, many will agree with that.
 

DelSlow

Well-Known Member
Really? Going after my screen name. Pathetic.

I picked this name because it's easy to remember and something I figured people would like but because of assholes like you I catch shit for it because people automatically assume I'm arrogant.

I've spent more time on this site helping new members than most others, I haven't seen you post in any newbie sections.

I stand by what I said, people as a whole are stupid, many will agree with that.
A person/individual is smart. Believe it or not, everyone knows "something". It's when you get into the mob mentality. The government says "Drugs are bad mmkay? If you do drugs you're bad. You WILL get caught and will go to jail." As an individual, I say Fuck That! But as a whole, people in general will agree with what they are told.

Edit: sorry, meant to quote your other post. And I agree that people as a whole are simple at best.
 

NoDrama

Well-Known Member
I've spent more time on this site helping new members than most others, I haven't seen you post in any newbie sections.
Medman has helped loads of folks in the 4 years he was here before you were. He is a crotchety old fellar, but a good soul Nonetheless.
 

420God

Well-Known Member
Medman has helped loads of folks in the 4 years he was here before you were. He is a crotchety old fellar, but a good soul Nonetheless.
I don't doubt that, or that he's a very wise individual.

I was upset at the response, no hard feelings.:blsmoke:
 
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