We are, unless insulted. Like anyone else. I mean are you fucking serious about that article? Joke website. And FYI the US had medicinal cocaine in its pharmacopia long before prohibition. For tooth aches
As a matter of fact, coke is a schedule II here, but it's rare you'll ever see it prescribed in true form. As for insults, I wasn't looking to0 offend anyone. And your satire site's not as popular as "The Onion" or "The Duffel Blog" over here, so of course I was bound to run into it unaware. Do I merit an offense from you, too, or are we good? Because uninformed and ignorant are two very different things, Friend from the North.