no increased yield using seimen, help

sammyr7

sammyr7

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OK guys this is serious! I need your help and advice. My stupid mum ( why wont she leave me alone, I'm a 29 year old man! god damn it!) came into my room. When i wasn't there getting my dirty washing. I had left to get beer from the the beer shop. She opened my cupboard. The cupboard containing my weed and grow equipment thats meant to be locked! FUCK . my mum messaged me saying " I found your canibus plants this is totally illegal and in my house! how dare you. I also found a test tube of your cum! WTF we need to have a serious talk!". FUCK not only did she find my weed she also found my semen flask with my experimental growth serum! I've been collecting that for weeks now to massage into when the buds appear! That was 3 days ago I turned my phone of as I'm to scared to turn it back on, been sleeping rough since then! Some guys I went to school with felt sorry for me and gave me 20 so got so mc Donald's. In this internet cafe for the last 3 hours. don't think I'm going to pay, think I'm going to have to do a runner. This is so shit? what should I do ? Thanks for your help!
 
ISK

ISK

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sammyr7 said:
OK guys this is serious! I need your help and advice. My stupid mum ( why wont she leave me alone, I'm a 29 year old man! god damn it!) came into my room. When i wasn't there getting my dirty washing. I had left to get beer from the the beer shop. She opened my cupboard. The cupboard containing my weed and grow equipment thats meant to be locked! FUCK . my mum messaged me saying " I found your canibus plants this is totally illegal and in my house! how dare you. I also found a test tube of your cum! WTF we need to have a serious talk!". FUCK not only did she find my weed she also found my semen flask with my experimental growth serum! I've been collecting that for weeks now to massage into when the buds appear! That was 3 days ago I turned my phone of as I'm to scared to turn it back on, been sleeping rough since then! Some guys I went to school with felt sorry for me and gave me 20 so got so mc Donald's. In this internet cafe for the last 3 hours. don't think I'm going to pay, think I'm going to have to do a runner. This is so shit? what should I do ? Thanks for your help!
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SERIOUS?....LOL
 
tekdc911

tekdc911

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I recently used this technique .. slightly modified it ..... Me and the homies did a dutch rudder style circle jerk and I'll be damned if the plant didnt instantly gain oz's ...... Does that make me gay? We was just tryin to help the plant
 
Greenhouse;save

Greenhouse;save

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Think about it guys..........why do you think cannabis is so strong in Amsterdam..........THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT........defo no shortage of wankers their........and loads of seaman........makes sense.........Yes.....Lol....
 
doobie57z

doobie57z

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sammyr7 said:
OK guys this is serious! I need your help and advice. My stupid mum ( why wont she leave me alone, I'm a 29 year old man! god damn it!) came into my room. When i wasn't there getting my dirty washing. I had left to get beer from the the beer shop. She opened my cupboard. The cupboard containing my weed and grow equipment thats meant to be locked! FUCK . my mum messaged me saying " I found your canibus plants this is totally illegal and in my house! how dare you. I also found a test tube of your cum! WTF we need to have a serious talk!". FUCK not only did she find my weed she also found my semen flask with my experimental growth serum! I've been collecting that for weeks now to massage into when the buds appear! That was 3 days ago I turned my phone of as I'm to scared to turn it back on, been sleeping rough since then! Some guys I went to school with felt sorry for me and gave me 20 so got so mc Donald's. In this internet cafe for the last 3 hours. don't think I'm going to pay, think I'm going to have to do a runner. This is so shit? what should I do ? Thanks for your help!
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no loose ends...you know what you gotta do...
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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sammyr7 said:
OK guys this is serious! I need your help and advice. My stupid mum ( why wont she leave me alone, I'm a 29 year old man! god damn it!) came into my room. When i wasn't there getting my dirty washing. I had left to get beer from the the beer shop. She opened my cupboard. The cupboard containing my weed and grow equipment thats meant to be locked! FUCK . my mum messaged me saying " I found your canibus plants this is totally illegal and in my house! how dare you. I also found a test tube of your cum! WTF we need to have a serious talk!". FUCK not only did she find my weed she also found my semen flask with my experimental growth serum! I've been collecting that for weeks now to massage into when the buds appear! That was 3 days ago I turned my phone of as I'm to scared to turn it back on, been sleeping rough since then! Some guys I went to school with felt sorry for me and gave me 20 so got so mc Donald's. In this internet cafe for the last 3 hours. don't think I'm going to pay, think I'm going to have to do a runner. This is so shit? what should I do ? Thanks for your help!
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Haha cool story bro
 
husita

husita

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This is exactly what i was looking for. So many precious informations from superskilled growers. I´m gona try cum flushing this grow.
 
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