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As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers.

or

As nervous as spit on a hot griddle.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

i need to read this thread like i need another hole in my head

she's as nervous as a whore in church on sunday..

jonblaze420 said:

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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my father always took this one step further and would ask me if the pope shits in the woods.

prototypeone said:

my father always took this one step further and would ask me if the pope shits in the woods.

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does the pope protect pedophile priests?

Hotter than a blind lesbian in a fish market.

My grampy always says arse not ass, has always called his wife(my grammie) mom, and when he wants his jacket he asks "where is me jacket?" never my always me lol
"LORD THUNDERIN" ( no G)

Hahaha, all that reminds me of is this
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If it ain't broke don't fix it.

if ya want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

"It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."

Use the common sense God gave a duck.
Good Grief.

It's raining cats and dogs.
A penny saved is a penny earned.

Slicker 'n snot.

"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."

april said:

My grampy always says arse not ass, has always called his wife(my grammie) mom, and when he wants his jacket he asks "where is me jacket?" never my always me lol
"LORD THUNDERIN" ( no G)

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i'll say the me thing a lot online, but never in person.. like i just got me some new beans, or where's me money at ho, opps, sorry, lol.. forget that last one... but yah, for some odd reason i'm always saying me online instead of my ..

Referring to The Adversary as Scratch. It is believed that saying the devil's name can bring unwanted supernatural attention. So people avoid saying it by calling him Scratch.

If wishes were horses beggars would ride.

kill 2 birds with one stone

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

~Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
~Blood is thicker than water
~Hell in a hand basket
~Between a rock and a hard place

I know I have more, but I can't think of them at the moment.