Ode To Billy Mays

simpsonsampson420

Well-Known Member
i wrote this in another thread.. but i thought some one else might like it as well... i extended it a little from its original version... damn im stoned...... bongsmilie


ODE TO BILLY MAYS



mighty mend, oxy clean, dual saw and more..
you sold lots of things, everyone could afford...

we wanted them bad, just because it was you
who sold them to us, in your bright shirt of blue...

but coke took you away, and other drugs too
who'd ever think?? who coulda knew??

popping those pills, and snorting those lines
truely cost you the ultimate fine

your dead now Billy, 6 feet under the ground
a grave stone and flowers, on a freshly dug mound

now there's no one to sell to us, no one around
just that douche bag sham wow guy, but he's a damn clown..

so we sit around watching, commercials of past..
where its obvious now you were high off your ass...

you touched all our hearts, and you'll truely be missed...
but if you could Billy, i have just 1 little wish...

when your talkin to god, there's one thing we need
can you ask him to make some more potent weed??
 

nitroman

Active Member
you know everyone said billy was 50 when he died
that is an absolute lie he was $49.95

lmmfao damn my shit ryhmed too
 

simpsonsampson420

Well-Known Member
fuck the sham wow guy...

he just doesnt seem like he has time to really sell me...

i feel like he's really saying "look, you either want it or not.. doesnt matter to me"..

plus he pays people free sham wows to say "sham wow" in his commercials..

i actually bought some... its more like SCAM WOW... i guess they work.. sort of... not quite like he shows tho.. lol
 

sogbunn

Well-Known Member
fuck the sham wow guy...

he just doesnt seem like he has time to really sell me...

i feel like he's really saying "look, you either want it or not.. doesnt matter to me"..

plus he pays people free sham wows to say "sham wow" in his commercials..

i actually bought some... its more like SCAM WOW... i guess they work.. sort of... not quite like he shows tho.. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm03Dgu_yXA&feature=fvw
watch this... scam wow!!!
 
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