omg i cant believe it!

toke4smoke

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omg i come home from a friends house and my mom is drunk off her ass and walks up to me and brings me in the garage while my sitster is inside and then she askes me if i smoke pot which she new i did for a about a year and im like yeah so shes like ok go over to the table and i go over there sit down and shes like this will be our little bond since my family got hate full to eachother after my dad got sent to prison for drugs and then shes like dont tell your sister who was rebelious to smokers and then she pulls out a bag and a metal pipe and loads a bowl and sayin she loves me and this is our bonding time and then im like thinking holy shit i cant believe it and then i ask her where she gets it and shes like why do you need some if u ever get money and need a good buyer i can call them in a second i will hook u up if u smoke with me and and im like i hit the holy score in life time since it was hard for me to buy bud since my town is dry and im like ok and i smoke 3 bowls with her and we go inside and sit next to my sister and im trippin out and then those to go to bed and im like now just sitting here spacing out while i type and think of what happened and chillin to some rap and making some hambergurs which have been done since i started this and prolly burned but oh well ill eat anything high haha dude im so crazy on what happened peace im ganna go load a bowl haha...........btw i know i dont have like any posts i been on here for quite a while now looking and learning about growning and shit so dont think im a newbie here i just usually dont post unless its important to tell my fellow tokers about experience about this and just give me some comments back cause i tell alot of ppl posts only they are in my head on how to help...sorry about not posting i will now thanks lata!.....p.s this is long ass hell haha ....~tripping out~~
 

dew-b

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omg i come home from a friends house and my mom is drunk off her ass and walks up to me and brings me in the garage while my sitster is inside and then she askes me if i smoke pot which she new i did for a about a year and im like yeah so shes like ok go over to the table and i go over there sit down and shes like this will be our little bond since my family got hate full to eachother after my dad got sent to prison for drugs and then shes like dont tell your sister who was rebelious to smokers and then she pulls out a bag and a metal pipe and loads a bowl and sayin she loves me and this is our bonding time and then im like thinking holy shit i cant believe it and then i ask her where she gets it and shes like why do you need some if u ever get money and need a good buyer i can call them in a second i will hook u up if u smoke with me and and im like i hit the holy score in life time since it was hard for me to buy bud since my town is dry and im like ok and i smoke 3 bowls with her and we go inside and sit next to my sister and im trippin out and then those to go to bed and im like now just sitting here spacing out while i type and think of what happened and chillin to some rap and making some hambergurs which have been done since i started this and prolly burned but oh well ill eat anything high haha dude im so crazy on what happened peace im ganna go load a bowl haha...........btw i know i dont have like any posts i been on here for quite a while now looking and learning about growning and shit so dont think im a newbie here i just usually dont post unless its important to tell my fellow tokers about experience about this and just give me some comments back cause i tell alot of ppl posts only they are in my head on how to help...sorry about not posting i will now thanks lata!.....p.s this is long ass hell haha ....~tripping out~~
my mom was the first person to get me baked many years ago.
 

toke4smoke

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i know dude i was like in shock and excited and because me and my mom didnt get along really we now talk alot more and get along... weed helps relationships and everything haha its a god
 

DWR

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n1.... keep it coo with her dont over do it :)


But me and my mum have it cool she just doesnt smoke it (anymore), the stuff is to good for her these day's she said...
 

toke4smoke

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i know right now i can get hook ups like 25$ for a 1/8 which i used to have to pay 45... im so happy right now haha
 

tckfui

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I smoked for the first time with my mom about a month ago, it was weird as fuck man!!!
now all ofasudden shes asking me for bud every weekend, not cool!!! :P
but if she'll hook you up with bud thats cool :P
its 20 bucks here for .7 of a gram :(
I've given her at least a half ounce over the last month, sucks man!!!
 

toke4smoke

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well my mom dont smoke alot shes had about a 1/8th for about 3 weeks before she gets another since she has like 3 jobs and dont get alot of time to smoke but she said she would hook me up if i get the money and i can smoke with her if i want to and a long time ago i brought this metal pipe home and i was on the couch and i fell off and my mom and sister came in the room and i got back up and it fell out of my pocket and my sister grabbed it and gave it to my mom later and they said they through it away and last night we were smoking and shes like ya you no that pipe that you dropped i gave it to my friend it hits really nice and its got a big bowl thanks! im like ahhh wow lol does anyone else have smoking stories with parents/gaurdians?
 

kronicsmurf

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Wow thats fucking awesome:) wish my Mom had smoked with me:) she did drink with me but she didn't want me smoking so i didn't do it at home:)
 

koncyse

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omg i come home from a friends house and my mom is drunk off her ass and walks up to me and brings me in the garage while my sitster is inside and then she askes me if i smoke pot which she new i did for a about a year and im like yeah so shes like ok go over to the table and i go over there sit down and shes like this will be our little bond since my family got hate full to eachother after my dad got sent to prison for drugs and then shes like dont tell your sister who was rebelious to smokers and then she pulls out a bag and a metal pipe and loads a bowl and sayin she loves me and this is our bonding time and then im like thinking holy shit i cant believe it and then i ask her where she gets it and shes like why do you need some if u ever get money and need a good buyer i can call them in a second i will hook u up if u smoke with me and and im like i hit the holy score in life time since it was hard for me to buy bud since my town is dry and im like ok and i smoke 3 bowls with her and we go inside and sit next to my sister and im trippin out and then those to go to bed and im like now just sitting here spacing out while i type and think of what happened and chillin to some rap and making some hambergurs which have been done since i started this and prolly burned but oh well ill eat anything high haha dude im so crazy on what happened peace im ganna go load a bowl haha...........btw i know i dont have like any posts i been on here for quite a while now looking and learning about growning and shit so dont think im a newbie here i just usually dont post unless its important to tell my fellow tokers about experience about this and just give me some comments back cause i tell alot of ppl posts only they are in my head on how to help...sorry about not posting i will now thanks lata!.....p.s this is long ass hell haha ....~tripping out~~
well my mom dont smoke alot shes had about a 1/8th for about 3 weeks before she gets another since she has like 3 jobs and dont get alot of time to smoke but she said she would hook me up if i get the money and i can smoke with her if i want to and a long time ago i brought this metal pipe home and i was on the couch and i fell off and my mom and sister came in the room and i got back up and it fell out of my pocket and my sister grabbed it and gave it to my mom later and they said they through it away and last night we were smoking and shes like ya you no that pipe that you dropped i gave it to my friend it hits really nice and its got a big bowl thanks! im like ahhh wow lol does anyone else have smoking stories with parents/gaurdians?

i think your mom laced it....
 

SocataSmoker

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I'd love to get my father stoned after he retires from the military... his idol is Senior from American Chopper, wants to get a bike and just ride. Figure I'll buy one when he does and we'll ride together and I'll offer one up to him to get him in the spirit! Oh how that day will please me. :mrgreen:
 
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