Online dating advice

so I joined a few dating sites a couple months ago, and haven't gotten really anywhere with them. Haven't really put that much effort into them though.
But yesterday I noticed a really hot transgender person on there that I have been really trying to connect with. I guess the only bad thing is she is 22, and I am 33. Should I just give up now? Am I being a creeper?
Do y'all have any good tips on how to stand out, and how to get something started? Do I just try to start off with small talk, or immediately try to ask them out on a date? How to do small talk in such short messages?
Hoping there is a few smooth operators around here that can hopefully guide me in the right direction.

smokermore said:

so I joined a few dating sites a couple months ago, and haven't gotten really anywhere with them. Haven't really put that much effort into them though.
But yesterday I noticed a really hot transgender person on there that I have been really trying to connect with. I guess the only bad thing is she is 22, and I am 33. Should I just give up now? Am I being a creeper?
Do y'all have any good tips on how to stand out, and how to get something started? Do I just try to start off with small talk, or immediately try to ask them out on a date? How to do small talk in such short messages?
Hoping there is a few smooth operators around here that can hopefully guide me in the right direction.

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You are not a creep. 10 years isn't that big a deal anymore. Get right to the point and ask her on a date. Be classy and classic about it though. Recommend dinner and a movie and then a late night romp of meth and sixty-nineing. I believe in you. Pics this time or you're fucking dead to me.

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I'd say naw not a creeper,

I have no advice, that is poppin to head atm, sorry.

I suck at making texts small except when I get excited and its like 4 or 5 words with 10 diff texts in a row

neosapien said:

You are not a creep. 10 years isn't that big a deal anymore. Get right to the point and ask her on a date. Be classy and classic about it though. Recommend dinner and a movie and then a late night romp of meth and sixty-nineing. I believe in you. Pics this time or you're fucking dead to me.

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ya pics is my only advice, we need lots of them

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

srh88 said:

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

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Sometimes I'll go to BlackPeopleMeet.com and whack off while checking over some 'profiles'.

srh88 said:

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

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I just want to meet a farming girl, is it ok if i still sign up?

I have been told my milking skills are incredible

StonedFarmer said:

I have been told my milking skills are incredible

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srh88 said:

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

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eweloveme.com
udderfantasy.com
calfsuckers.com

BarnBuster said:

eweloveme.com
udderfantasy.com
calfsuckers.com

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I got an account at udderfantasy.. it's mostly all fat chicks. Kinda shitty

I'm obviously doing something wrong. I can't seem to get past the first few messages... They eventually just stop replying.

I even tried spamming the same reply to about 10 different hot chicks, which was
"Hello, I like you hair. How bout we go get a cup of coffee sometime"
Only got one reply back that was not very good English, eventually she stopped replying..
I just don't know wtf to say lol.. And they don't seem to be putting much effort either, and that's another reason that makes me not even want to try..
The hot Trans stopped replying yesterday this was our last few messages
Me: I would love to take you out.
Me: Ok ok, so your way out of my league. But I'm rich and live in a big house. Shouldn't that count for something?
Her: It's counts for you but I'm not for sale ... and I'm not a good digger
Her: Gold* lol sorry
Me: Now I ain't sayin your a gold digga, but I would assume you're probably not messing with any broke gentlemen.. And I'm not really rich, yet, although that is part of the plan.. But I am comfortable. I work in the medical cannabis industry. Hoping it becomes legal for recreational use out here so I can get an early jump and hopefully take advantage of this new market. Anyway, there is nothing I would like more than to have a shot at your heart. I'm a hopeless romantic. If I see something I like, I can't help but to be persistent.
Her: Do u know I'm transgender
Me: Yes. Honestly and sadly I think girls are just ultimately insane when it comes to relationships. Idk how to describe myself in the sense of what I'm attracted to, especially without sounding weird. I honestly don't think I'm gay, because I've never been attracted to males, but somehow transgender is different.
Her: Well it's not gay to be with a transgender because we are girls except some of us have a make body pary. Me. But that's ur opinion and it entitled to it lol
Me: Lol yeah I didn't mean to be offensive or anything if it came off that way. I think it's pretty cool!

I sent that last message yesterday evening. Haven't had a reply since. So I sent this last one this morning, and yet still no reply..

Me:

... And.. If it's ok with you, I'd like to try and work my way into your friend zone. I think that's even more important than just diving into a relationship..
Have you always lived in NM?
How big was the biggest fish you ever caught?
Have you ever gone water or snow skiing?
Have you ever tried texmex enchiladas?
What's you favorite type of food?
Have you ever played badminton?

As you can see, I have no idea wtf I'm doing... Any idea where I went wrong?

srh88 said:

I got an account at udderfantasy.. it's mostly all fat chicks. Kinda shitty

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You're not the infamous "Pipedriver" are you? I'm kinda honored..err.. so my friend said.

Smoker, if you're going to toy with our affections, you're going to have to come clean, (so to speak)....

srh88 said:

I got an account at udderfantasy.. it's mostly all fat chicks. Kinda shitty

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Dang I was hoping for steak

smokermore said:

I'm obviously doing something wrong. I can't seem to get past the first few messages... They eventually just stop replying.

I even tried spamming the same reply to about 10 different hot chicks, which was
"Hello, I like you hair. How bout we go get a cup of coffee sometime"
Only got one reply back that was not very good English, eventually she stopped replying..
I just don't know wtf to say lol.. And they don't seem to be putting much effort either, and that's another reason that makes me not even want to try..
The hot Trans stopped replying yesterday this was our last few messages
Me: I would love to take you out.
Me: Ok ok, so your way out of my league. But I'm rich and live in a big house. Shouldn't that count for something?
Her: It's counts for you but I'm not for sale ... and I'm not a good digger
Her: Gold* lol sorry
Me: Now I ain't sayin your a gold digga, but I would assume you're probably not messing with any broke gentlemen.. And I'm not really rich, yet, although that is part of the plan.. But I am comfortable. I work in the medical cannabis industry. Hoping it becomes legal for recreational use out here so I can get an early jump and hopefully take advantage of this new market. Anyway, there is nothing I would like more than to have a shot at your heart. I'm a hopeless romantic. If I see something I like, I can't help but to be persistent.
Her: Do u know I'm transgender
Me: Yes. Honestly and sadly I think girls are just ultimately insane when it comes to relationships. Idk how to describe myself in the sense of what I'm attracted to, especially without sounding weird. I honestly don't think I'm gay, because I've never been attracted to males, but somehow transgender is different.
Her: Well it's not gay to be with a transgender because we are girls except some of us have a make body pary. Me. But that's ur opinion and it entitled to it lol
Me: Lol yeah I didn't mean to be offensive or anything if it came off that way. I think it's pretty cool!

I sent that last message yesterday evening. Haven't had a reply since. So I sent this last one this morning, and yet still no reply..

Me:

... And.. If it's ok with you, I'd like to try and work my way into your friend zone. I think that's even more important than just diving into a relationship..
Have you always lived in NM?
How big was the biggest fish you ever caught?
Have you ever gone water or snow skiing?
Have you ever tried texmex enchiladas?
What's you favorite type of food?
Have you ever played badminton?

As you can see, I have no idea wtf I'm doing... Any idea where I went wrong?

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you sound like your coming across a little desperate and insecure. women like confidence in a man.of course im bi-sexual.like most men I only get sex when I buy it

StonedFarmer said:

I just want to meet a farming girl, is it ok if i still sign up? I have been told my milking skills are incredible

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Fantasy>>>handjob from Amish maiden

smokermore said:

I'm obviously doing something wrong. I can't seem to get past the first few messages... They eventually just stop replying.

I even tried spamming the same reply to about 10 different hot chicks, which was
"Hello, I like you hair. How bout we go get a cup of coffee sometime"
Only got one reply back that was not very good English, eventually she stopped replying..
I just don't know wtf to say lol.. And they don't seem to be putting much effort either, and that's another reason that makes me not even want to try..
The hot Trans stopped replying yesterday this was our last few messages
Me: I would love to take you out.
Me: Ok ok, so your way out of my league. But I'm rich and live in a big house. Shouldn't that count for something?
Her: It's counts for you but I'm not for sale ... and I'm not a good digger
Her: Gold* lol sorry
Me: Now I ain't sayin your a gold digga, but I would assume you're probably not messing with any broke gentlemen.. And I'm not really rich, yet, although that is part of the plan.. But I am comfortable. I work in the medical cannabis industry. Hoping it becomes legal for recreational use out here so I can get an early jump and hopefully take advantage of this new market. Anyway, there is nothing I would like more than to have a shot at your heart. I'm a hopeless romantic. If I see something I like, I can't help but to be persistent.
Her: Do u know I'm transgender
Me: Yes. Honestly and sadly I think girls are just ultimately insane when it comes to relationships. Idk how to describe myself in the sense of what I'm attracted to, especially without sounding weird. I honestly don't think I'm gay, because I've never been attracted to males, but somehow transgender is different.
Her: Well it's not gay to be with a transgender because we are girls except some of us have a make body pary. Me. But that's ur opinion and it entitled to it lol
Me: Lol yeah I didn't mean to be offensive or anything if it came off that way. I think it's pretty cool!

I sent that last message yesterday evening. Haven't had a reply since. So I sent this last one this morning, and yet still no reply..

Me:

... And.. If it's ok with you, I'd like to try and work my way into your friend zone. I think that's even more important than just diving into a relationship..
Have you always lived in NM?
How big was the biggest fish you ever caught?
Have you ever gone water or snow skiing?
Have you ever tried texmex enchiladas?
What's you favorite type of food?
Have you ever played badminton?

As you can see, I have no idea wtf I'm doing... Any idea where I went wrong?

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You sound and act like you are interviewing for a job that you want desperately. You appear nervous and turn over authority to her. She put the fucking ad out, she wants to meet someone; interview her and reverse the tables as it were. Make her sell herself

Singlemalt said:

You sound and act like you are interviewing for a job that you want desperately. You appear nervous and turn over authority to her. She put the fucking ad out, she wants to meet someone; interview her and reverse the tables as it were. Make her sell herself

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Nice..
I was just gonna say he was being a bitch

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qwizoking said:

Nice..
I was just gonna say he was being a bitch

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LOL

smokermore said:

I'm obviously doing something wrong. I can't seem to get past the first few messages... They eventually just stop replying.

I even tried spamming the same reply to about 10 different hot chicks, which was
"Hello, I like you hair. How bout we go get a cup of coffee sometime"
Only got one reply back that was not very good English, eventually she stopped replying..
I just don't know wtf to say lol.. And they don't seem to be putting much effort either, and that's another reason that makes me not even want to try..
The hot Trans stopped replying yesterday this was our last few messages
Me: I would love to take you out.
Me: Ok ok, so your way out of my league. But I'm rich and live in a big house. Shouldn't that count for something?
Her: It's counts for you but I'm not for sale ... and I'm not a good digger
Her: Gold* lol sorry

Me: Now I ain't sayin your a gold digga, but I would assume you're probably not messing with any broke gentlemen.. And I'm not really rich, yet, although that is part of the plan.. But I am comfortable. I work in the medical cannabis industry. Hoping it becomes legal for recreational use out here so I can get an early jump and hopefully take advantage of this new market. Anyway, there is nothing I would like more than to have a shot at your heart. I'm a hopeless romantic. If I see something I like, I can't help but to be persistent.
Her: Do u know I'm transgender
Me: Yes. Honestly and sadly I think girls are just ultimately insane when it comes to relationships. Idk how to describe myself in the sense of what I'm attracted to, especially without sounding weird. I honestly don't think I'm gay, because I've never been attracted to males, but somehow transgender is different.
Her: Well it's not gay to be with a transgender because we are girls except some of us have a make body pary. Me. But that's ur opinion and it entitled to it lol
Me: Lol yeah I didn't mean to be offensive or anything if it came off that way. I think it's pretty cool!

I sent that last message yesterday evening. Haven't had a reply since. So I sent this last one this morning, and yet still no reply..

Me:

... And.. If it's ok with you, I'd like to try and work my way into your friend zone. I think that's even more important than just diving into a relationship..
Have you always lived in NM?
How big was the biggest fish you ever caught?
Have you ever gone water or snow skiing?
Have you ever tried texmex enchiladas?
What's you favorite type of food?
Have you ever played badminton?

As you can see, I have no idea wtf I'm doing... Any idea where I went wrong?

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I can't help you not be a fucking goof, but I can gladly show you where you went wrong and the conversation ended. If you look back at my annotation in your quote. Yes, right there. Right there. If you typed the lyrics to Kanye's Gold Digger as your reply, that 22 year old would have been yours hook line and sinker. At 22, they are very dumb yet.