Opiates & THC meet a UA

I am done searching high and low online - I hope it's OK to ask here. PLEASE HELP ME. This not your general "How do I pass a UA?" question. I'm posting here because a pain contract is involved, so I figure that technically it's a legal thing ... if you squint hard enough.

I did something stupid and now I am stressing out. Because I take opiates, I am very concerned that THC will stay in my system longer than usual. I learned the hard way that laxatives don't really help. I smoked it up for a couple of days after I saw my primary care on May 30th - but only for about two or three days. Thanks to the opiates, I have not had a bowel movement since before I saw her (I'm used to this and because I don't eat that much, it's never been much a problem - until now). If she presses for a UA when I see her this month on the 20th, how screwed am I? I am 5'6"-7" and about 110.

Your case is not usual to be sure so my modified answer is
DO NOT POOP IN THE CUP!

Thank you for that wonderfully insightful, game changer of a tip!

SeveralTypesOfScrewed said:

Because I take opiates, I am very concerned that THC will stay in my system longer than usual.

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So are you just guessing at this or is there some scientific reasoning behind it? Or do you just need to get rid of the poo...

It stands to reason that if it's stuck in my system, the THC will stay in my system - that's what I'm worried about, and that is what I've been unable to find out anywhere online. I understand that the methods of excretion are different - but does that mean I'll still test dirty because I just can't go? I even ate a large pizza all by myself in about two days to try to speed up this process and *nothing* - that was over a week ago - WHAT THE FUCK and WHY?! to boot.

I have not ben in pain management for 15 years, but doctors will usually send you in the bathroom alone . . . .

Warm water.

i don't understand what the fuck I just read....

the medicine that contains opiates is not a laxative - it's the opposite, Immodium or someshit. that contains opiates...

if you can't go to the bathroom try this every morning and I promise every night you'll go to the bathroom: 1/4 cup celery cut up, 1/4 cup papaya cut up, 1 teaspoon gound fresh ginger. Throw in the blender with 1/2 cup of water. add the juice from one lemon. blend. drink up.

drink that in the morning and if you still can't shit in the afternoon you might have swallowed a condom or something causing a blockage.....

Just reach in and pull it out

How did it go then?