Pass a Drug Screen w/ Human Urine 'How To'

Keeps it warm, but I've busted condoms before. lol

grassified said:

I Like the idea of a condom with piss in it strapped to yur cock n balls.

Doesnt that keep the piss warm and fresh still?

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Just got a call saying I start Tuesday. Once again, Urine Luck has come through and saved the day. This is the 2nd job in a row I used Urine Luck to pass the screening.

congrats on passing. Noticed the temp. gauge from walmart only goes to like 86%. Isn't the body like 98-99%? Guess you need to make sure it's at the top of the scale?

I have a condom full in the freezer for the day I need it. Any comments on the transition? Think I'll thaw it the day before and transfer to the bottle so it doesn't break. The condom is very full as well.

I had to take a 3rd piss test cause the 2nd try was too diluted. In addition to the urine luck, I had drank a fuck load of water. Yes, exceeding the 10 oz per hour limit located in the instructions. Silly me! Now I look like a hot boy, but I used this original method to take it the 3rd time with another homeboys clean urine. I should know the results tomorrow. This time I used a digital thermometer (w/ probe covers of course) to test the temperature out front of the facility. Only used 1 Toastie Toes this time though cause I think the first time exceeded 100 degrees. My homeboy tells me to just stop smoking and stop doing all this McGyver shit. Fuck it! I filed for an unemployment extension, so if this job don't come through... I got 20 More weeks of FEMA (that's what I call it ).

With the original method posted in this thread..... I PASSED MY PISS TEST ANDGOT THE JOB! A whole 3 weeks later'n sh!t. Lol

congrats whizzinator!

congrats on the job. i was eligible for extended unemployment benefits but i have to wait 4 months to receive them......wtf how is that gonna help me lol. i used the urinator to pass a lot of tests before. but i was wondering if anyone has used quick fix cuz i might need to use it soon?

This is the same method as Quick Fix, its just human opposed to synthetic. And its cheaper! lol I was gonna do the quick fix thing but it doesn't smell like urine just look like it and have the same ingredients. Still should though. Just be easy with the temps... I think thats why the lab "lost" my first specimen.

mastakoosh said:

congrats on the job. i was eligible for extended unemployment benefits but i have to wait 4 months to receive them......wtf how is that gonna help me lol. i used the urinator to pass a lot of tests before. but i was wondering if anyone has used quick fix cuz i might need to use it soon?

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7th1der said:

This is the same method as Quick Fix, its just human opposed to synthetic. And its cheaper! lol I was gonna do the quick fix thing but it doesn't smell like urine just look like it and have the same ingredients. Still should though. Just be easy with the temps... I think thats why the lab "lost" my first specimen.

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decided to buy the heating pad cause with summer store don't carry them. Only hand warmers available checking 4 stores so I'll tape it to the bottle. Any more suggestions?

The simplicity of this method only requires you to FOCUS ON TEMPS. What I did to make sure that I got temps to be right the 3rd go round was put those disposable plastic probe covers on a digital thermometer (the set-up the school nurse uses when you fake a tummy ache) and stick it in the bottle and tilt the thermometer enough to touch the inside surface of the bottle. Test the piss right before you walk in the facility. make sure its between 90-100 degrees before you walk in and your fine.

Oh, and the Toasty Toes are not located at the same register as the hand warmers! The electrical tape works too though. Good Luck!

Relaxed said:

decided to buy the heating pad cause with summer store don't carry them. Only hand warmers available checking 4 stores so I'll tape it to the bottle. Any more suggestions?

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man i got likea 2 hour commute to the job, so the same drive will be required to the pepe test, how could i got about making sure the pee is "fresh" enough? does pee go bad Lol

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

Works like a charm

im testin how long the urine will stay in the 90-100 degree mark in my sock in a 2 oz purell container. i used hand warmers and tested it all day. it gets HOT like 107 with two, and like 103 with just one!

i cant take my thermomeeter with me becuase it beeps really really loud, and it would be obvious. i mean my gf can hear it 2 rooms down!

well putting it in the sock by itself didnt work, it dropped down to 89 degrees in 20 mins, im insulating the container with a 2-3 layers of tape, ill let you know if it works

ok well after a day and a half of tinkering.....


1 2oz purell hand sanitizer container cleaned with hot water

4 layers of masking tape

2 regular fast food napkins for insulation

6 layers of masking tape

if you go in that order then put a toasty toes on it, it stays at 98-99 degrees if its in your sock/pocket/or out in the open!

Ive done this a couple times, just used a 99cent travel squirt bottle from walmart, clean pee, taped to inside of my leg, your body heat will keep it at the perfect temperature, atleast mine did, all there was to it $1 whizzinator

i didt that with a pert plus shampoo container first. it smelled like pert plus after BOILING it and i couldnt get it to get warm enough just by taping it to my leg, it stayed below 90 degrees

yo is there anything smaller i acn use to take to the test cause they make me empty my pockets and they pat me down when i get to the probation center.?! help i gota report the 14th of this month

wear compression shorts. get a 2-3oz bottle and stick it between youre balls and asscrack. let warm by natural body heat for about 2 hrs. then "pee" in the cup. been working for 3 years for me

got 2$ PISS PASSER FOR YA >> all you need is vitamin b-50 complex and Orazinc (brand-name zinc supplement) these are both overthecounter vitamins and can be found sold individually for VERY cheap. take one of each @ 12hrs prior to dropping and again 4-6hrs prior. i have personally used this to pass for a hospital job (no, not a janitor) and i was smoking maybe 4 hrs before i pissed, same with my girl, and recommended it to a friend who pissed for the police (house arrest) and PASSED! may cause some lower GI discomfort but is the best way to pass guaranteed