Passing A Drug Test

Thoughts on time one needs to stay clean...

Also any PROVEN tricks, tips, or products are welcome too.

I'm contmplating a career change and may need to take a urine test...

synthitic urine works great. you dont have to stop smoking.

If you are a daily smoker for years you do need the recommended "30days" to clean out. But if you're an occasional smoker than I'd give it a week. Drinking lots of water and exercising!

I was a heavy smoker quit for a month, then like a dumbass smoked a blunt 2 days before my drug test. But I went to the Hiking Outdoor store and got water purification pills that you use to put in stagnant water if you need to drink it while out on a trail or whatever. Killer on your liver but I passed the test!!!

i was on probation one tym for growing in arizona in 1992 i remember this guy tweeker always came in same probation officer n we had to pee in a cup DONT TRY THIS n well the guy was dirty n he tell me fuck i have to keep the pee warm i look at him n tell him what r u talking about he tells me he's got his old ladies hallow dildoe filled with his sisters pee n i ask how? he tells me he filled up a balloon n its in the center of the fake penis. well he is up n the officer hands us cups he goes first n well im waiting n i hear OHHHHHWWW... the officer seas what the fuck is going on in their so i look n the officer has this long metal probe with a mirror n he looks into the stall over the side n seas WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!! THE DUDE HAS A HAND FOOL OF COCK N ITS RED!!!!!!! the officer seas whats wrong with your dick n the dude seas its iritated i been fucken all night HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OW SHIT IM REALY LAUGHNING hahaha so the officer open the door he swings him around theirs piss all over him with a needle he pocked the dildoe a couple of time it just exploded all over him instead of peeing out the red dildo man i wish u could have seen it.... to funny it was tied to him with a shoe string..

this website is cool and you can brouse all sorts of options. pick which ever one suits you
http://www.passthetest.com/drug_testing_products/synthetic-urine.html

synthetic urine in a bottle with a sticker strip thermometer with a pocket warmer is your best option on this. tape the hand warmer to the bottle on the other side of the strip (its okay if it wraps all the way around). put the package next to your boys, wear some tightie whities, and you are good to go. when you get to the place, check your temp before pouring. you can always cool down hot urine but you cant heat it up! so wait until i tis in the range of 98-100 before giving it up!

Anyone ever heard of putting a few drops of Visine in the urine?

Good stuff guys! I'm a daily smoker for years and am gonna go clean for like 30 days so i hope that works! I've used a product call Q Carbo in the past and passed with that but it makes me nervous!

Drink a glass of vinegar. Worked for me on more than one test.

Hey all, I'm buggin & could use some advice / feedback.
My old lady had 2 take a pre-employ screen today @ a rego. style clinic, she used quick fix 5.7 (or whatever the latest one is). From her description of how things went down, sounds like she @ least passed the temp thing (she came in around 97), but I don't have a lot of faith, just cause I have never used before & I guess just feel like perhaps its too good to be true.

SO for real, can these people not tell that it is fake (not a human specimen??)

Any feedback is much appreciated!

Thanks!

Not sure bro I have only used products that I drink and then just use my own fresh hot urine. Sneaking in another fluid seems like too much to go wrong to me...

My daughter got clean urine from a friend. She put it in a rubberglove and kept it tucked in her nether region til the test. It worked.

Would love to know of any brands of "cleansers" that are confirmed working.