passing a piss test.. HOW?

Hey guys, so I lost my job the other day for no reason.... long story... I made a thread in toke n talk if you wanna hear the whole story.

Anyway, long story short... I found another new awesome job, which pays way more than my other... the only catch..... PISS TEST....

How can I pass it? I have been a daily/heavy user of marijuana for over 2 years.... How long will it take to cleanse my body naturally, or is there any actual detox kits/pills that ACTUALLY work?

With smoking for that long your prolly better off trying to mask it.. cus based on your metabolism who knows it could take 30-40 days for you to completely clear.. takes me that long and i smoke daily for years..

Go to your local headshop and get the detox drink they have.. theres a masking one and then like a 5 day one that is for cleansing.. you want the masking.. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION PERFECTLY.. doesnt always work.. but its good for job piss tests.. when your ass isnt on the line (probation..)

It's like $40.. only works 1 time and only for a certain few hour window, but they do work most of the time.. basically just makes you piss cleanfor just long enough to take the test..

DRINK SHIT TONS OF WATER.. buy a 50 pack of bottled water... drink it all in the few days leading up to the test

30-40 days? fuck bro I can't go that long without a job...
would these detox kits work, I'm not down to fail the piss test because then I'll look like an idiot and lose my job opportunity.

I would recommend getting the synthetic urine form your local smoke shop. The synthetic urine comes in a concentrate that you mix with warm water. You put the mix into a plastic bag (provided in kit) tape in to your leg with a "toe warmer" (warmer also provided). The bag has a tube on it, so when you are ready to give your sample, you pull the tube out and put the mix into the cup. The temperature will show correct and you will have clean piss.

This way you dont gotta stop token!!!!

Well.. i can only give my personal experience.. ive used the single time detox twice. Once i hadnt smoked in 7 days and i passed, after heavy smoking for many months before that.

The second time i tried it i had smoked 2 days before, but i had only smoked for that single day.. also passed.

You can take that at face value.. it sold me on it, id try it again if i needed it..

Supposively the feedback on them is fairly good.. least thats what the head shop guy claims..

blahblahblah123 said:

Well.. i can only give my personal experience.. ive used the single time detox twice. Once i hadnt smoked in 7 days and i passed, after heavy smoking for many months before that.

The second time i tried it i had smoked 2 days before, but i had only smoked for that single day.. also passed.

You can take that at face value.. it sold me on it, id try it again if i needed it..

Supposively the feedback on them is fairly good.. least thats what the head shop guy claims..

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Worked for me also back in the day,,But it was a streesfull process of No fats,salt,,etc,,2 day's before the test and getting the hour of the test right? Go in high with a full belly and pass is better IMO,,J/K,,,Good luck.

The detox does work, I have had luck with them too.

Not trying to bad mouth that method, but I WAS NOT going to quit smoking. So this is the only thing I could find to work.

Everyone keeps telling me the detox, the detox.
Whats "the detox"? What brand, is it a liquid you just drink... can I get it at two guys w/ pipe?

Supgee3 said:

Everyone keeps telling me the detox, the detox.
Whats "the detox"? What brand, is it a liquid you just drink... can I get it at two guys w/ pipe?

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You ever had that orange powder for fiber in your orange juice or whatever..? its like that.. except grape or strawberry or whatever.. its just a drink with a bunch of sand in it basically..

Heres the companies website..
http://detoxify.com/

The professor is right. Go synthetic. I got the Quick Fix system on Amazon for $20. Its the only way to take out the guesswork

I have been passing piss tests for over 11 years now(military and pre-employment). I am stating emphatically that the shit you buy to mask or detox is a waste of your hard earned money. So listen carefully. Your normal everyday drug test tests for 50 parts per million. That means 50 parts thc matabolites to 1,000,000 parts urine. It is a joke how easy it is to beat this. With a test in which they seperate your total urine into two containers is just in case they need to test again. If you come up positive on the first sample then they will test the second sample for 15 parts per million. If you test at 49 parts per million in the first test then you pass no ifs, ands, or buts about it, and they cannot disclose your ppm if you pass. It is also very possible to fail the first test and pass the second test for the second sample. There are many different variables ie. did the sample contain the first few drops of urine when you started peeing (if possible piss a little first in the toilet before you aim for the cup the first few drops contain the highest concentration of impurities as well as the last few drops). Thc metabolites store in your fat cells the heavier you are the longer it stays in your system. The more active you are the shorter time it stays in your system. Because fat is broken down and excreted through your intestines then the higher the fiber in your diet the shorter time it stays in your body. Skip the detox skip the masking agents. Drink water!!! you do not have to start days in advance either. When you drink water and plenty of it, you are simply increasing the parts urine to parts thc. Regardles though if you do this you still are not totally cleansing you body of the metabolites, just your urine temporarily. So here it is I have passed random tests with as little as three hours of water consumption. But to be safe start the night before avoid acidic foods and drinks. Just drink water until you piss clear. When you go to take you test drink water all the way there. If you can when you get to the location where you are taking your test make a detour to the public restroom for one last piss. If I can pass random piss tests in the military for so many years, then you certainly can do it for a pre-employment test. For some reason nobody beleives it's this easy. They always think it's way harder. It's not!!! so drink water and quit stressing.

Also so many of these detox drinks want you to drink gallons of water in addition to their product. The water alone is cleaning your urine not the product. It's a money pit.

what my buddie does is i fill a rubber with pee for him he wears swiming trunks under his pants so he can tie the rubber to the string ties they come with to tighten the shorts and then he uses a pair of fingernail clipers to put a lil hole in the rubber to fill the cup. works every time

I was at a headshop today, and there was this drink called the "420 Drink" or something similiar.
It was $64.99 but the girl claimed that it worked very well... She said drink it the same day an hour or two before you test, drink a buttload of water, urinate 2-3 times and then go for your test. They even sold THC test kits, and she said that after I drink the drink and the water.... to test my piss to see if its clean... and if it comes up clean to high-tail my ass over to the jobsite and piss in the cup.

She said all the rig workers use this shit to pass their tests.

yeah go with the fake piss!!!!

They are gonna stand there and watch me piss... how am I supposed to slip in fake urine?

I had to get tested for drugs for an old job, and i drank this formula called formula 420 i believe it was. I smoked the day before the test, drank the formula the day of as directed and passed. Not sure if its availble anymore but i bought it at a tatto shop here in NJ.
http://www.formula420bodyclean.com/p_420.php

Scratch that, there it is, hope this helps!