passing an at home drug test

the other day i learned that my parents are going to give me a take home drug test. i havent smoked in the last 6 days but im not sure when they are going to administer this piece of sh*t. so my question to you toking pros is, is there any possible way to delude the drug test with at home products? ive heard drinking vineger will do the trick also drinking a cap full of bleach in a gallon of water. are these reliable? or even true? i dont have the money nor do i have the time to order one of the many detox produts online i was looking for something that would already be in my house that i could take into the bathroom with me or take before the test. I heard Niacin works too does this mean i have to take it like the day before? week before or the day of? or does it even work? if you have any experience with this pease help me out if i dont pass my parents said im out of the house and if im out of the house i dont know where i would go i just recently moed and dont know anyone here and its a 20 hr drive back to wherre i came from and if i dont have the money for a detox solution i obviously dont have money to drive back home.


thanks for the help........

i passed a drug test by taking some wheat grass shots..i took 4 thier like 1.99$ where im at. 2 days later i passed the test..and thats that i smoke all day everyday...

wheat grass shots? do i have to make them or is there a wheat grass drink on the market? also where could i find this? thanks for the quick reply

any more suggestions im gonna try to do as many things as i can to pass this damn thing

they should have organic wheat grass at any grocery store. not quite sure..i get mine at our local "jamba Juice" or "juice it uP"

Don't drink bleach dude...it's poison.

Just drink lots of water. Most of those tests and claimed things you can drink all lead back to dillutiing your urine specimen enough to make it not detectable. Most tests wont' read positive for minute amounts of cannaboids. Another good thing is if you know when you are taking the test don't eat anything prior to taking it. Ideally 6-12 hours. Excercise or any kind of activities should be limited. Cannaboids are stored in your fat cells (so the skinnier you are the better), and when you excercise you burn the fat creating a higher cannaboid level.

All in all just drink water, and lots of it. I also regularly take niacin (not the time release, but the real deal). Niacin has a natural flushing affect on the body. Pretty nice buzz too if you don't mind that sunburn feeling. Don't take too much though, you'll feel like your on fire.


Tea's and extracts are not the answer IMO. I have passed many a test, and have seen more than most when it comes to them being performed. The company I work for sends them out to a lab. I pass everytime.

thanks for the replys guys so if i drink enough water that should o the trick? i havent smoked in the last 6 days today will make it 7 but if i just drink water non-stop i should be ok?

Have a freind pee in a bag on somthing, then just use that

^^ yeah do that except in a like pill bottle or like little shampoo bottle and wear whity tightys and put it between ur leg and nuts and just use that

I always drink lots of water and lots of beer. But if your under 21, I dont condone underage drinking.

I've failed drug tests and I've passed drug tests... none of which were taken at home. I would say that the advice suggested above is your best bet. Water does work, smokerE is right on that, but I don't think anyone could tell you how long it would take before the water 'hides' the evidence. If you are really in need of passing this test, using a friend's pee is the best option. Unless your mom or dad is gonna be standing right there in the bathroom with you when you pee in the cup, then that option is out.

The best options that I know of (that cost no money) is to use someone's clean pee or drink a shit load... I mean a shit load of water daily til this test is given.

I do. Drink up, don't drive wasted, and handle your shit. Wooo.

First, how old are you? Second drinking excsive amounts of water will "water log" you and it can kill you. Your best bet is to go to a smoke shop or health store an just buy a detox. I have passed many tests this way. Your ready to pee in about 1 hour and up to 4 hrs later.

Vegetate said:

First, how old are you? Second drinking excsive amounts of water will "water log" you and it can kill you. Your best bet is to go to a smoke shop or health store an just buy a detox. I have passed many tests this way. Your ready to pee in about 1 hour and up to 4 hrs later.

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How much detox do you have to drink? Scientifically what is going on for you to pass this test? There is nothing that removes cannaboids from your system.

Oh, I forgot to add, if you take a vitamin b12 supplement it will make your piss yellow. It'll be bright yellow, but at least it won't be clear. You can buy into the hype on those detox mixes, but all in all it's just a way of dilluting your urine. Why spend $20 when water is free or a dollar a gallon? Personally I drink a gallon over a couple of hours. Piss a couple of times before I take the final test. You also want to piss out the first little bit, dont' put this in the cup since it has the greatest chance of having metabolized cannaboids in it.

The pee in the bag tricks work as long as it's not a temperature test. This I have seen many people fail on. On my tests your only allowed a couple of degrees above or below 98.6 or this will constitute a failure. Depending on what test is administered. The el' cheapo ones usually don't have temps on them. I have seen people attempt the "strapping them to their nuts" and fail on the temperature part. The hand warmers usually bring the solution to above 105 degrees. 7 days of not smoking and depending on how much you smoked previously has a large bearing on whether or not you will pass or not. Any dyeretic, coffee, cranberry juice are good for flushes. I just find it easier with water. As far as cranberry juice goes, my girl went to the hospital one time for panic disorders and they tested for everything. The doctor said "ma'am you have a fair amount of marijuana in your system". They claimed this was possibly the cause of her panic disorders. She was drinking cranberry juice for 3 days straight, and wouldn't you know they did blood work again, and happened to tell her that her "cannaboid" level dropped considerably. I guess the stuff really does owrk.

thanks guys im gonna start drinking tons of water tom. im not sure the exact date of the drug test but i havent smoked for 7 days now doesnt it take somehting like 30 days to get clean without a detox? i used to smoke 1-4 blunts a day

SmokerE said:

Oh, I forgot to add, if you take a vitamin b12 supplement it will make your piss yellow. It'll be bright yellow, but at least it won't be clear. You can buy into the hype on those detox mixes, but all in all it's just a way of dilluting your urine. Why spend $20 when water is free or a dollar a gallon? Personally I drink a gallon over a couple of hours. Piss a couple of times before I take the final test. You also want to piss out the first little bit, dont' put this in the cup since it has the greatest chance of having metabolized cannaboids in it.

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Well from what I undestand is that THC is store in body fat. The detox does not rid it from your body but rather binds it in. You have a 4 hour window to piss clean then it unbinds and you will piss dirty. I believe thats how it works.

dewinitbig said:

thanks guys im gonna start drinking tons of water tom. im not sure the exact date of the drug test but i havent smoked for 7 days now doesnt it take somehting like 30 days to get clean without a detox? i used to smoke 1-4 blunts a day

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Do Not Drink a ton of water. Like I aid before too much of a good thing will kill you. Drink above normal amounts, but not so much that you die. Google dying from drnking water and you will see.

Vegetate said:

Well from what I undestand is that THC is store in body fat. The detox does not rid it from your body but rather binds it in. You have a 4 hour window to piss clean then it unbinds and you will piss dirty. I believe thats how it works.

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Binds it in? So it completely stops your body from burning fat?