Pee in a Bottle...

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
EDIT: I guess giving urine samples counts!!!

Ok guys... And girls. It could have been a road trip, camping trip, a huh line for the restroom at a festival or whatever. The toilet is broken, there is no way you can 'go' outside...

Have you ever had to pee in a bottle? No shame, just curious.

And ladies, are you ABLE to pee in a bottle?!! (without a funnel..)




Maybe this is why I don't make new threads that often...
 
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silasraven

Well-Known Member
i lived in a squat once and the floor was so cover in garbage i pissed in a bottle once instead of getting up then went right back to sleep.
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
Snapple bottles work well because of neck size but volume is lacking. Gatorade bottles do the job nicely on long road-trips on a tight schedule.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Never tried. I cannot pee and drive at the same time.
But when i rode, there was many a time I was tempted to run a catheter line down my pant leg, and just weeeee. Never followed through on it, and had several close calls trying to stop&park a big bike while sending every spare millivolt of will to a mutinous pc muscle ... oh man. cn
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Cool so far ^^ What if you're not the one driving and they won't/can't pull over...

Come on girls, I'm curious; if you can do this without spilling you have got real skills!!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
xKuroiTaimax said:
Cool so far ^^ What if you're not the one driving and they won't/can't pull over...

Come on girls, I'm curious; if you can do this without spilling you have got real skills!!
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I can get quite insistent. I hold all that rich Corinthian leather as my hostage. cn
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
Id let my dick hang out the window and relieve myself in bumper to bumper traffic ....no shame in my game
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
xKuroiTaimax said:
Cool so far ^^ What if you're not the one driving and they won't/can't pull over...

Come on girls, I'm curious; if you can do this without spilling you have got real skills!!
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Or index and middle fingers that can part the curtains.

i've been out-pissed for distance by a woman once.
 
Trolling

Trolling

New Member
I have when I was drunk and too lazy to take the 30 steps to the toilet, water jugs can hold alot but don't store them for too long. Pouring a half gallon of piss out has an awful smell, like lethal.
 
patlpp

patlpp

New Member
NEVER down 3 beers then get on a small plane in Alaska. Took a flight to Galena,AK and about 3/4 of the way I was seriously contemplating pissing in a barf bag. When I got off the plane, of course the mens bathroom was out of order. I cut in line in the womans bathroom uttering "let me go or you will see something that will be etched in your minds forever, and it won't be pretty" I had no problem, many thank you's and laughs. It just so happened about 2 hrs later the river broke ice!! Talk about a Kegel exercise from hell
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
cannabineer said:
Never tried. I cannot pee and drive at the same time.
But when i rode, there was many a time I was tempted to run a catheter line down my pant leg, and just weeeee. Never followed through on it, and had several close calls trying to stop&park a big bike while sending every spare millivolt of will to a mutinous pc muscle ... oh man. cn
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a friend of mine used to do a lot of driving for work and would always pee in a bottle while he was driving.. i could never accomplish this feat myself..
i always feel bad for girls who have to give ua's.. it must be a real nightmare trying to squat over the toilet and pee in a bottle.. then have someone watching you to top things off.. one of the times in life i'm glad i'm not a woman.. :D

in philly, pee'ing outdoors is very easy.. lots of small alleys and side streets, but has anyone ever tried to piss outside in nyc, say manhattan?? it's effin near impossible for me as there is always a million people, no matter where you are at, and no real alleys and shit.. it sucks ass..
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
racerboy71 said:
a friend of mine used to do a lot of driving for work and would always pee in a bottle while he was driving.. i could never accomplish this feat myself..
i always feel bad for girls who have to give ua's.. it must be a real nightmare trying to squat over the toilet and pee in a bottle.. then have someone watching you to top things off.. one of the times in life i'm glad i'm not a woman.. :D

in philly, pee'ing outdoors is very easy.. lots of small alleys and side streets, but has anyone ever tried to piss outside in nyc, say manhattan?? it's effin near impossible for me as there is always a million people, no matter where you are at, and no real alleys and shit.. it sucks ass..
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i have successfully pissed, without detection, @ Blackstone & Shaw in Fresno Ca. As a Land Surveyor, you learn how to do it.

*One of the busiest intersections in a city of 250,000 or so.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
budlover13 said:
i have successfully pissed, without detection, @ Blackstone & Shaw in Fresno Ca. As a Land Surveyor, you learn how to do it.

*One of the busiest intersections in a city of 250,000 or so.
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you're a better man than i am bud, lol..

i was tried to walk behind a dumpster in the village to relieve myself.. i get back there and there were two kids sitting behind it.. not sure if they were junkie trying to get a fix or what, but i nearly pissed on their heads, but the stream stopped half way out when i saw them.. :(
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
racerboy71 said:
you're a better man than i am bud, lol..

i was tried to walk behind a dumpster in the village to relieve myself.. i get back there and there were two kids sitting behind it.. not sure if they were junkie trying to get a fix or what, but i nearly pissed on their heads, but the stream stopped half way out when i saw them.. :(
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lol. The biggest trick is looking like you're doing just about ANYTHING other than pissing.

Open a door to your vehicle, grab the phone and have a fake convo or pull it out and lean into the vehicle like you're reaching for something. Or sans vehicle, intently look in a direction away from you to re-direct a curious gaze while seeking minimal cover. If it looks like you're hiding, you probably have something to hide. Guess it's kinda like being the David Copperfield of the urinal lol.
 
Trolling

Trolling

New Member
There was this guy on Youtube that made a video of his "skills" peeing indiscreet in public, was actually very talented.
 
tehgenoc1de

tehgenoc1de

Active Member
Yeah I've peed in a fair share of bottles, even some cans. It really sucks when you fill up the bottle, have to pinch it off, and find more things to pee in.
I also pissed in a trashcan in high school. The cunt teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I grabbed a trashcan and went.

[video=youtube;io30s7-5VaQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io30s7-5VaQ[/video]
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
There was a good bottle-peeing sequence in "The Gumball Rally" (1976). Youtube doesn't have the clip, alas. cn
 
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