Pick Up Lines

girl im gonna put you in a wheelchair when i am done with you

so im in a wheelchair paralized from the waist down and my pickup line at the bars is "i cant feel my dick so the sex isnt all about me anymore. " gotta toss a wink in. its actually gotten me laid. lol. some chicks just have a wierd wheelchair fetish. lmao.

lol. good shit

I knew a guy who would say, "Hi, instead of me taking you on a date to dinner, and buying you flowers, can I just give you $50 and we go back to my place now?"

Worked from time to time

Hey...sex?

Montykoolaid said:

Hey...sex?

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kool aid man avatar sweet gotta love it

I've never tried using a pickup line on anyone... Especially not a girl... I get scared of pretty girls because I swear you can feel them evaluating you with their eyes some times X3

I have never had to use a pickup line in my life. I don't even usually talk, it's really weird. My theory is that girls love a guy who really cares about his grooming. The reason I believe that is because every time I'll notice, say, an eyebrow hair out of line, I just lick it back into place and within seconds the girlies are mobbing my table. Clean up guys!

I have a pickup liner. Let me help you into the bed. cn

"Sorry to interrupt, but I left my contact case and I can't seem to find it?" Create a moment you will experience together, get her name, and if she does help and not blow you off treat her to a coffee! YOUR WELCOME! lol

Shaggy Green said:

"Sorry to interrupt, but I left my contact case and I can't seem to find it?" Create a moment you will experience together, get her name, and if she does help and not blow you off treat her to a coffee! YOUR WELCOME! lol

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that ones pretty slick

I just get my horse piece out and there onit

just whip your dick out. no words are needed.

If I flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=arrested+for+exposing+penis


Just sayin'...

wanna smoke some dank weed? that's a good one--gets me e v e r y t i m e

CinnamonGirl said:

wanna smoke some dank weed? that's a good one--gets me e v e r y t i m e

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Nice. Wanna smoke some dank weed? =)

JohnnyGreenfingers said:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=arrested+for+exposing+penis


Just sayin'...

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the first result was about a dude who claims that walmart arouses him...LOL!

lmgtfy did not come up with any good results for "exposing penis leads to intercourse", so perhaps my advice is unfounded.