Pile of curing weed

Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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Indacouch said:
What are you talking about extra effort .....good cured weed takes months and months of paying attention ....your EZ- baking your shit and calling it the most elaborate process for curing known to man ....frankly I call bullshit my friend ...do what you want it's yours but I've been around this shot basically my whole life and your weed looks like dried up yard clippings .....like I said it's whatever you wana do with your smoke but don't say everyone else is lazy cause your the one baking weed to get it to a smokable moisture and ruining it in the process................if you tried to pass an ounce of that off to me as bomb I'd laugh my ass off thinking you were joking
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Get em!
 
BobCajun

BobCajun

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Bublonichronic said:
Dude you clearly have never had properly cured weed that all I can really say if you think a long cure will produce the same shit your getting in the oven
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Okay, it was actually what I read in regard to tobacco, that the flue curing for a few days equaled room temperature curing of 1 year. Maybe in the case of weed it just never gets like the heat cured, no matter how long you give it. So I'll revise my statement to "your weed would be like mine NEVER".
 
BobCajun

BobCajun

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Indacouch said:
What are you talking about extra effort .....good cured weed takes months and months of paying attention ....your EZ- baking your shit and calling it the most elaborate process for curing known to man ....frankly I call bullshit my friend ...do what you want it's yours but I've been around this shot basically my whole life and your weed looks like dried up yard clippings .....like I said it's whatever you wana do with your smoke but don't say everyone else is lazy cause your the one baking weed to get it to a smokable moisture and ruining it in the process................if you tried to pass an ounce of that off to me as bomb I'd laugh my ass off thinking you were joking
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My weed is cured and everybody else's is not, simple as that. I don't think any of the detractors on here have ever smoked actual cured weed, because there hasn't been any around since the early 80s. Have you ever smoked Colombian? Probably not, hasn't been available for decades. Well my weed looks and smells just like it. Funny how nobody in those days ever said they didn't like the Colombian and wanted some green weed instead. They didn't use the exact method I use but it's similar because they made a big pile and it was heated by the sun.

Now why would they do that when they could have just hung it up to dry like the numbnuts of today do? Very simple, because nobody in Colombia would smoke green weed, because unlike Americans they have standards. Nobody ever sold green weed before growing became popular in America. Only the Americans and I suppose also the Dutch ever smoke uncured weed, meaning cured so it turns brown and all chlorophyll is gone. If it's not brown it's not fit for smoking, simple as that.

So if you have a problem with my methods then I guess you also have a problem with those of every major weed producing country in the world where it has been grown for long enough that they figured out that it needs to be browned. Go tell the Colombians that they should just hang their weed up and then stick it in jars and open the lid every day. They'll laugh you out of town.
 
Lucky Luke

Lucky Luke

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Walterwhiter said:
Found this:
http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/brown-weed.272991/
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Love this;
"I've never had good weed that wasn't mostly green. Acapulco Gold, Panama Red, and Columbian Red were all green with highlights in those other colors. Thai Sticks were bright green. The only weed that was brown was Mexican that had been bricked without being thoroughly dried and cured, and stored too long under sub-optimal conditions. The golds and reds are due to the color of the dried pistils. The browns are due to oxidation and other kinds of deterioration. Brown weed is green weed that has degraded.

If people like to smoke that shit, more power to them, but let's not pretend that it's as good as weed that has been grown, dried, cured, and stored properly. There's a reason brown weed is a lot cheaper."
 
Walterwhiter

Walterwhiter

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Lucky Luke said:
Love this;
"I've never had good weed that wasn't mostly green. Acapulco Gold, Panama Red, and Columbian Red were all green with highlights in those other colors. Thai Sticks were bright green. The only weed that was brown was Mexican that had been bricked without being thoroughly dried and cured, and stored too long under sub-optimal conditions. The golds and reds are due to the color of the dried pistils. The browns are due to oxidation and other kinds of deterioration. Brown weed is green weed that has degraded.

If people like to smoke that shit, more power to them, but let's not pretend that it's as good as weed that has been grown, dried, cured, and stored properly. There's a reason brown weed is a lot cheaper."
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Lol I just Google Columbian brown and that's what I found.
 
Lucky Luke

Lucky Luke

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Walterwhiter said:
Lol I just Google Columbian brown and that's what I found.
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Ive never had Columbian flowers. I did have some Columbian hash back in the early 90's in Amsterdam. That was pretty good i must say.
But each to their own..its just the OP's attitude that stinks, he is most likely in the 20's as he has the "I must be right and you must be wrong and you suck" attitude.
When he said that there hasnt been any cured buds since the 80's...im like..Dude? I just said i cure mine..we have a whole sub forum devoted to Curing..
 
Walterwhiter

Walterwhiter

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Lucky Luke said:
Ive never had Columbian flowers. I did have some Columbian hash back in the early 90's in Amsterdam. That was pretty good i must say.
But each to their own..its just the OP's attitude that stinks, he is most likely in the 20's as he has the "I must be right and you must be wrong and you suck" attitude.
When he said that there hasnt been any cured buds since the 80's...im like..Dude? I just said i cure mine..we have a whole sub forum devoted to Curing..
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I'd try ito for free but....ya lol
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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BobCajun said:
My weed is cured and everybody else's is not, simple as that. I don't think any of the detractors on here have ever smoked actual cured weed, because there hasn't been any around since the early 80s. Have you ever smoked Colombian? Probably not, hasn't been available for decades. Well my weed looks and smells just like it. Funny how nobody in those days ever said they didn't like the Colombian and wanted some green weed instead. They didn't use the exact method I use but it's similar because they made a big pile and it was heated by the sun.

Now why would they do that when they could have just hung it up to dry like the numbnuts of today do? Very simple, because nobody in Colombia would smoke green weed, because unlike Americans they have standards. Nobody ever sold green weed before growing became popular in America. Only the Americans and I suppose also the Dutch ever smoke uncured weed, meaning cured so it turns brown and all chlorophyll is gone. If it's not brown it's not fit for smoking, simple as that.

So if you have a problem with my methods then I guess you also have a problem with those of every major weed producing country in the world where it has been grown for long enough that they figured out that it needs to be browned. Go tell the Colombians that they should just hang their weed up and then stick it in jars and open the lid every day. They'll laugh you out of town.
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Your weed is shit .....just like the stuff that comes out of your mouth that's probably why you enjoy it so much .....if your brown re digested burnt elephant shit looking weed was so great I would have heard about the technique and/or it would be all up in the different weed magazines .....but it's not because your just tweaking on your harvest trying to be able to smoke it earlier ....go learn what curing actually is before you open your mouth anymore cause your argument tells me your either retarded or a troll ....or both .....it's that unbelievable that you think your on to something ..lol..and il stand by what I said before if you tried to push that shit around my area you'd get laughed at or punched ...crazy your the only one doing this when it's such a popular thing to do ....have fun smoking on your already burnt weed dude ....lol
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Walterwhiter said:
I'd try ito for free but....ya lol
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You can have my weed to smoke after it comes out of my vape box ...looks just like that and it's worthless just like that .....his green weed must have looked like bunk so he probably thought turning it brown would make it better .....this guys gotta be trolling seriously that's some retarded ass shit
 
BobCajun

BobCajun

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Finished product. And btw somebody somewhere said "The browns are due to oxidation and other kinds of deterioration. Brown weed is green weed that has degraded." No, brown weed is weed that has had its chlorophyll metabolized away by enzymes and other stuff so you don't have to smoke that shit. It's actually desirable to "degrade" chlorophyll.

Apparently there's a lot of chlorophyll smokers out there. Personally, not too interested in smoking chlorophyll, considering it's harsh as fuck. Too bad none of you have any real weed like this, huh? Keep smoking that chlorophyll. I prefer this lovely gold/brown weed myself.
 
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Indacouch

Indacouch

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BobCajun said:
How would you know if my weed is shit or not? Haven't actually tried it, or any other actual cured weed. Now show a pic of YOUR weed, if you even have any. Should be good for a few laughs.
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Lol---I wouldn't try your burnt weed thanks anyway....and I've posted lots of bud pics ....no laughs
Only laughs I get from my bud is after people are ripped off of it ....go ahead and enjoy your weed that looks like dog shit I could care less ...only real problem I have with you is calling other people lazy in there methods that take several months of management to cure properly .....especially when your baking to taste lol ......I see you edited your last post probably because I'm upsetting you and your typing out of anger ....so il leave you to cook some more dog shit ...oops I mean fine top shelf marijuana ....lol...
 
BobCajun

BobCajun

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Indacouch said:
Lol---I wouldn't try your burnt weed thanks anyway....and I've posted lots of bud pics ....no laughs
Only laughs I get from my bud is after people are ripped off of it ....go ahead and enjoy your weed that looks like dog shit I could care less ...only real problem I have with you is calling other people lazy in there methods that take several months of management to cure properly .....especially when your baking to taste lol ......I see you edited your last post probably because I'm upsetting you and your typing out of anger ....so il leave you to cook some more dog shit ...oops I mean fine top shelf marijuana ....lol...
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I edit posts a lot, just because I didn't like the first version as much as I thought after reading it. I called people lazy etc because they were being rude, though actually hanging, chucking in jars and opening the lid every so often ain't exactly a lot of effort. However, I accept that there are two different types of curing and some like one or the other, some even both. Both have their pros and cons. It's a matter of personal choice. One is not necessarily "better" than the other.
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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BobCajun said:
...Anybody can produce mediocre green weed, but it's crap compared to my professionally cured brown weed. I wouldn't even pay money for the green weed you see in the jars in dispensaries. That's just for the suckers and Philistines. Mine is connoisseur grade.
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BobCajun said:
It's a matter of personal choice. One is not necessarily "better" than the other.
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vaporz

vaporz

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I kind of have a motto..."if it's brown, turn it down"....having said that...I have smoked some RANK brown nugs that smoke like leaves from the yard and will give you one hell of a headache.....and I have smoked some brown nugs that will leave you in a coma for the next 5 hours( in a good way) LOL....I will say this about the pic's you have posted, I would probably disregard my own motto just so I could sample a couple of those nugs you posted because even though the color of them makes them slightly less appealing cosmetically, they could very well be some fire stuff maybe.....fire smoke is fire smoke no matter what it looks like...btw...props to OP for forming those nugs into a perfect square for the pic..A+ for presentation anyway
 
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