Pinworm's Hangover remedy

v.s one

v.s one

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Anyone know this guys cure for the brown bottle flu. I can't remember all of the steps.


I think it went like this.
Do a. Bump of nostril dust. Then jump in a cold shower drink a worm beer while in the shower. Jump out take two vicadins. Drink a Red Bull then go to work. Or something like that. I was going to try it this mourning, but I didn't know the exact steps and products. So I just smoked a joint and went back to sleep. If anyone knows please post I really got work tomorrow, and I'm on beer ten.
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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I don't remember his remedy. But I wake up and down a glass of water, then grab a beer, then jump in the shower with said beer. As soon as I dry off, I spark a J with my balls dangling. After that I get dressed and grab a coffee or energy drink with a cigarette! Then I like to hit up some menudo or some pho. If you can't find either of those soups, look for something nutritious and fatty. Let your food settle with another joint and then it's time for another beer!

If you can squeeze a bump in there at any time you're golden. Doesn't matter where it lands. Before the shower or after.
 
v.s one

v.s one

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Gary Goodson said:
I don't remember his remedy. But I wake up and down a glass of water, then grab a beer, then jump in the shower with said beer. As soon as I dry off, I spark a J with my balls dangling. After that I get dressed and grab a coffee or energy drink with a cigarette! Then I like to hit up some menudo or some pho. If you can't find either of those soups, look for something nutritious and fatty. Let your food settle with another joint and then it's time for another beer!

If you can squeeze a bump in there at any time you're golden. Doesn't matter where it lands. Before the shower or after.
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I tried the menudo it works killer. The only thing is the place that sells it only makes it on the weekends. Plus I probably shit my pants if ate it before work. I think I will go the joint and beer route. Thanks
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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...and a earlier variation on a theme.

Pinworm said:
You'll need a few things:

Draw a scalding hot bath. Cucumber eye patches. Cold washcloth to cover forehead. 60mg diazepam (or Vicodin). Bloody mary w/ 4 shots vodka, 1 part Mr. T Mary mix, celery, tabasco. Failing that - cheap champagne and OJ. Let soak for 1 hour. Add the soothing sounds of your favorite Christy Moore album. And, voila....you just kicked your hangover square in the balls. You're welcome...
Pinworm,Apr 10, 2015
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Huckster79

Huckster79

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Dont get drunk is mine... lol. I gave up the drunkards once i converted to the stonin... no hang over no regrets the next day... dont get me wrong a nice glass of cab or malbec or a tasty ipa will still hit the spot, but i dont miss being drunk...
 
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v.s one

v.s one

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Holy shit it worked and some. My lady won't let me fuck her after a sixer because I grudge fuck her all night. I tried this and grudge fucked her in the a.m. Thanks pinworm had a great day where ever you are?
 
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