Pissed on my Plant

captain792000

New Member
As bad as this is there are people on this forum who dilute piss and use it on their plants. it would be easy for a newbie to misread some of the info on here and just piss straight on, undiluted. Can I ask you are you growing indors with hot lights?
As bad as this is I dont think its as bad as the guy who put hamburger grease on his plants. https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/88066-brand-new-growing-am-i.html
now that is funny... I wonder if he will put ketchup on his buds for extra flavor and taste??...lol...to funny....:bigjoint:
 

Token Paraplegic

Well-Known Member
damn, I made some mistakes.. but wow.. I would think teh ammonia in the piss would kill it.. I dunno.. have you ever tried to breathe in a badly cleaned public bathroom? Pretty hard and something you don't wanna do.. I think it would be the same reults...
negative have you ever swam in bat shit, they like it
 

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
Sorry, lmao... :lol:

I read this more than a week ago and thought it was a joke.

Seriously, read some basic information before you start to bloom.

At least someone finally told you to rinse it out with a bunch of water.

Are you planning on smoking said piss pot...?


:spew:
LOL! +rep. This sorry episode is giving me an idea for a newly developed strain: I'll call it Chamber Pot. Men's room fresh. If you want that pine forest smell in your bag, just add Pine Sol.
 

vps

Active Member
I have a friend who did pee in her water and her plants are kick ass. She watered her clones and they just took off. I think she said she read about it in high times or ed rosenthal books. Just have to dilute it.
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plumsauce

Active Member
haha has the plant died yet, or is it taking off, you all have to admit it would be funny if he grew some bomb dank
 

KaliKitsune

Well-Known Member
I have a friend who did pee in her water and her plants are kick ass. She watered her clones and they just took off. I think she said she read about it in high times or ed rosenthal books. Just have to dilute it.
V
Dilute it, pH correct it, and remove excess salts that'll lock out nutes.

Straight-up, 'neat' urine cannot be used. Only one plant I know of can tolerate watering directly with piss - the Chinese Lantern.
 

MrHowardMarks

Well-Known Member
For real though, it should be common knowledge that urine diluted in water is great for plants... I just think it's gross, and I wouldn't do it on something I was planning on putting in my body.

Yeah, I'm positive I read somewhere in Mel Frank's Marijuana Grower's Guide the proper use of urine. It was written in 1978. It also outlines the use of incandescent bulbs and aluminum foil as a reflective material. But it also tells you how to dilute the pee, and says that flat white paint has more reflectivity than aluminum foil and distrubutes light better than foil. So it really depends on how you read, and if you read everything. I read that book as my first knowledge, on my first outdoor crop. I tells you pretty much everything you need to know to be an excellent grower, I've read through over and over. It's a great book and I recommend it, even though it's outdated material. :peace:
 

gogrow

confused
i dont see it as being nasty.... i would much rather drink my own piss (which comes out sterile btw) than the "earth juice grow" that i use... or fish emulsion... dead nasty stuff makes nutrients... doesnt mean its what your plants are composed of...
so i say piss away, just make sure to dilute it or you will burn the 'piss' out of your plants
 

gforce420

Well-Known Member
For real though, it should be common knowledge that urine diluted in water is great for plants... I just think it's gross, and I wouldn't do it on something I was planning on putting in my body.

Yeah, I'm positive I read somewhere in Mel Frank's Marijuana Grower's Guide the proper use of urine. It was written in 1978. It also outlines the use of incandescent bulbs and aluminum foil as a reflective material. But it also tells you how to dilute the pee, and says that flat white paint has more reflectivity than aluminum foil and distrubutes light better than foil. So it really depends on how you read, and if you read everything. I read that book as my first knowledge, on my first outdoor crop. I tells you pretty much everything you need to know to be an excellent grower, I've read through over and over. It's a great book and I recommend it, even though it's outdated material. :peace:

I'm not saying that urine COULDN'T help you plant. But I regularly piss outside as opposed to using the indoor plumbing, it just feels right :). But anyway where I piss on the grass it dies. No my urine isn't diluted. But where I poor water on the grass it doesn't die. Even when I try to move around & piss in diffent spots it seems pretty toxic. My point is that the material you speak of is indeed outdated. & I cannot see how you could get anything beneficial from piss that you can't get in some other store bought nutes that won't contain a bunch of other detrimental stuff. maybe there's something in pee that will help your plants but probably alot more that will hurt them. Overall, not a good thing.

So just use Nutes & know exactly what's going into your plats. They have ingredient labels & #'s to tell you how much of everything is going in. Your piss doesn't have that... unless you have a tatoo on your ass that you can't read that maybe tells what's in your piss. But i don't have one of those so i'll stick to store bought nutes.
 

RedEyeJedi87

Active Member
i dont see it as being nasty.... i would much rather drink my own piss (which comes out sterile btw) than the "earth juice grow" that i use... or fish emulsion... dead nasty stuff makes nutrients... doesnt mean its what your plants are composed of...
so i say piss away, just make sure to dilute it or you will burn the 'piss' out of your plants
i agree ive heard that it works, but i wouldnt try it...
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Your body is eliminating all the stuff it can't or won't use. It is called waste for a reason. While it doesn't meant that the plants cannot survive being peed on, there is no real need to do so. Since you are what you eat, the composition of your pee is always changing by degrees.
So unless you are going to analyze each pee with a chemical analysis (to the utter amazement and disgust of friends), I'd stick to simply coughing up a dollar or two for some nice stabilized nutes.

Have you tried vomiting on them as well? Just curious.....


out.
 

gogrow

confused
miracle grow, and i imagine some other chemical nutes, uses 'nitrogen of urea' for nitrogen.... basically pee... i see no difference
 
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