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Winter Woman said:

I-90 wreck in Montana

The driver was appx 22 year old guy heading east to College. He had left central Washington early in the morning. He fell asleep at the wheel and drifted off the shoulder hitting the end of the section of guard rail.

The guard rail came through the right headlight, engine compartment, firewall, glove box, passenger seat, rear seat and exited out the driver’s side of the rear window. That is 120 LF of guard rail that threaded through the suburban.

No passengers in his vehicle and the driver was not injured.





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I guess this driver never heard of thing called a brake.......who the fuck drives another 120 feet while a huge peice of metal is flying out of the dash.......I would have fuckin jumped out if i saw that shit fly out my glove box!!!!

Dirtfree said:

I guess this driver never heard of thing called a brake.......who the fuck drives another 120 feet while a huge peice of metal is flying out of the dash.......I would have fuckin jumped out if i saw that shit fly out my glove box!!!!

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He was asleep

I would bang her.

purplehazin said:

He was asleep

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He's lucky he wasnt sitting in the pasenger seat, he would have never woke up!
Must have been passed out to not wake up when going over those rumble strips seen next to his truck.

Dirtfree said:

I guess this driver never heard of thing called a brake.......who the fuck drives another 120 feet while a huge peice of metal is flying out of the dash.......I would have fuckin jumped out if i saw that shit fly out my glove box!!!!

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At highway speed you can travel that far in the time it takes to look at and change your radio station. I am pretty sure that vehicle came to a stop before the driver even had a clue what the hell was happening.

given 60 mph, thats 1 mile/minute or 88 ft a second. Even sleeping Ninjas can't react that fast.

patlpp said:

given 60 mph, thats 1 mile/minute or 88 ft a second. Even sleeping Ninjas can't react that fast.

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Does that include wide awake ninja's? Cause those dudes are blazing fast.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Does that include wide awake ninja's? Cause those dudes are blazing fast.

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I 2nd that. One time i was arguing with a ninja and i blinked.. By the time i opened my eyes, he had me in a pretzel and sewed my eyelids to the top of my lips so every time i opened my mouth my eyes would shut. It was quite interesting, how fast he moved..

This bird fishes better than I do. But thats not saying much.

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Michael Jackson's Thriller danced by prison inmates

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Now THAT room must smell.

What does SNWS stand for? Excuse my lack of proper internet nomenclature.

The way it should be.

HowzerMD said:

What does SNWS stand for? Excuse my lack of proper internet nomenclature.

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Seriously Not Work Safe

made me think of an ex-gf

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wow what a commercial, I wonder what getting a hummer would be like if the girl had pop rocks in her mouth.lol
I can't believe it showed him blowing a load at the end.

MediMary said:

wow what a commercial, I wonder what getting a hummer would be like if the girl had pop rocks in her mouth.lol
I can't believe it showed him blowing a load at the end.

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Ok, I don't know if its a real commercial - very well done tho.
As for a female mouth hug with the rocks - uhmm, well it works to say the least !

hehyehehehe mouth hug lmao