Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Louis541
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woodsmaneh!
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[FONT="]This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks on Friday. [/FONT]
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[FONT="]Damn, this is a great country![/FONT]
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks on Friday. [/FONT]
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[FONT="]Damn, this is a great country![/FONT]
Winter Woman
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this is a very touching story, very hard to read, about two brothers who were separated at birth. It's a story of life & death, and the cruel twist of fate.
it's certain to stir your heart and touch your soul.
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it's certain to stir your heart and touch your soul.
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Dirty Harry
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The laughing baby sort of sounds like Bill Cosby. Was expecting him to ask for a pudding pop.
timeismoney1
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Winter Woman
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
timeismoney1
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What is SNWS?
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thanks lol I been wondering what that meant for the longest time but never got around to asking.I just assumed it meant like big files or something like that
