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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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YACHT DELIVERY
85 foot custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms,
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,
twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
$7,474,793.00

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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and
music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small
group of his friends.

$1500.00

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Two corporate representatives, crane, and
rigging $2,500.00 a hour minimum...
complete
with a faulty
$25.00 dollar turnbuckle.

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(Note the owner in the stern/back of the yacht)

Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the
harbor, accompanied by two corporate
Representatives from the company that built it just prior to
'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check

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PRICELESS!
So, how was your day?
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher; but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alecky punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. ..... Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year. [/FONT]
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