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Winter Woman

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It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I

wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United

Airlines gate Agent in New York for being smart and funny, while

making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably

deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to

deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A

single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket

· on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try

to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm

sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that

the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the Agent smiled and grabbed her

public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?",

· she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

· "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.

· If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,

the man glared at the United Airlines agent,

· gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,

you'll have to get in line for that, too."
 

Zaehet Strife

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ANC, that was a nice performance, but I think that this is the most captivating, sensual performance I've see in quite some time.

[video=youtube;IChJ6eO3k48]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IChJ6eO3k48[/video]
That shit gave me goosebumps, crazy beautiful, do you know if she ended up winning?
 

timlang420

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[video=youtube;DIkMUhK-PUY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DIkMUhK-PUY[/video]

the guys laugh, he honks like a goose
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Don had mentioned having a rowdy week end and I was wondering if that was him.

:peace:
cof
no cof, I was far away from that by the time it happened. they keep the opposition fans in the stadium till they can clear a path to the train station and literally corale them into the trains like cattle. it's a disgrace. the club pay for the extra police and the damage the away fans cause but sadly this was all our lot. not fans just hepped up idiots. i threw no punches on sunday, and definitely not at any horses. :roll:
 

PetFlora

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ANC, that was a nice performance, but I think that this is the most captivating, sensual performance I've see in quite some time.

[video=youtube;IChJ6eO3k48]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IChJ6eO3k48[/video]
very nice. Alas, I don't have a quality audio on my lap top, so a huge equalizer, but have you ever heard Michelle Pfiffer's rendition from the Baker Boys sound track? It's freakin awesome
 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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I saw the same one except it had Nobama in it. It was much funnier and closer to the truth.
bush lit the fire, sorry but that's the truth. 2 unpaid for wars, NDAA was signed by bush first, illegal wiretapping you name it. created a costly drug and prescription plan that got us into more debt, deregulated wallstreet and helped cause one of the worst recessions in american history, not only that but he decided to vouch for a failure of the education system with no child left behind.



but its obama's fault.
 

Winter Woman

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bush lit the fire, sorry but that's the truth. 2 unpaid for wars, NDAA was signed by bush first, illegal wiretapping you name it. created a costly drug and prescription plan that got us into more debt, deregulated wallstreet and helped cause one of the worst recessions in american history, not only that but he decided to vouch for a failure of the education system with no child left behind.



but its obama's fault.
5 years and you still blame him? Unemployment basically unchanged, stock market up. Yet you blame Bush when your president made this jobless recovery and now 16 TRILLION IN DEBT TO BOOT.

“It’s here that companies like Solyndra are leading the way toward a brighter and more prosperous future.” Yeah, right.

Fisker got its bailout and went to Europe.

Wasn't it just a week or so he gave Egypt $200 million? What sequester? And you talk about Bush creating debt????


Edit: I won't talk about it here anymore, this is PIX LOL. But you libs have very thin skin.
 
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