plant thieves

phoenix862

Well-Known Member
Am sure your community has some sort of "Snitch Hot Line" just call it and explain he's been taking naked pictures and smoking marijuana with your 14 yrs old sister, your scared of him he's a very dangerous drug using criminal and fear for your safety. Just call from a pay phone and explain your worried about him finding out, you'll be in serious danger, ask for the persons name you talk too, makes it sound much more legit... Rehearse before you call, this'll atleast require a detective to make an apperance..
I'd have to disagree karma's a bitch man and besides fuck the 50!! how are your even going to suggest snitching... I'll agree it's a tragedy but just remember what goes around comes around. Tell NO One next time... good luck
 

overfiend

HeavyMetalHippie
here's what you do it works and i wouldnt want it to happen to me.
1. get a small box
2 shit in the box
3. fill the rest of the box with those shipping peanuts
4. ship the box to the guy that stole your crop

now whats the first thing you do when you open a box full of shipping peanuts?
you got it fish your hand around to see what someone sent ya. instant shit on hand
this method has been tried and proven effective a few times
we got a bad review for our band in the local zine and we did this to the editor with a note inside that said "thanks for the shitty review".
 

Zhu

Well-Known Member
Don't do anything foolish or stupid like getting in a fight, it just proves anti-marijuana assholes point about drugs and violent behavior. Go there with some smoke and sit down and talk to him and let him know how much work you put into it and how it felt when they were stolen and tell him how much more valuable it would be to have you as a friend instead of someone who hates him for being a thief. Let him know that if you could grow successfully this time to just think of the times to come. Give him a good baked image of the garden of weeden and he will feel like a selfish asshole. Violence solves nothing, ever.
 

Seven4

Well-Known Member
want it back n moe?

get me a plant ticket yo

you'll have yah shit back n some
i'll be back home in the morning,

cause er'body got a price

i second that statement
indeed

:clap:
 

4personaluse

Well-Known Member
I am a bit older now but at 6'2" 240lbs I use to throw down at the drop of a dime I loved the adrin. rush and still do but on the back side of 30 now and I have learned the shit just aint worth it everyones a punk bitch no one can fight you one on one fist to fist they gotta get other people involved then you get other people involved then your walking down the street constantly watching your back. Its really a miserable way to live just to prove to a bunch of pussy fuckers you are a badass.

Naw whats done is done consider it a lesson learned and move on. Come next year just be prepared . My plot sits within an eye look out a window So next year I am putting up a fully enclosed 10 x 8x 20 dog kennel cemented in the ground.

I will have a video survelance with montor inside and motion sensored wired running around the kennel with a lock on the gate . Any fucker try to open ,dig , or cut it will send a adible alarm to my pager that I will have beside me.

If this happens pop open my window and unload in there ass with my paint ball gun, bb gun also right beside me but I doubt that will come becuase I also have the fucking meanest choc. LAB (yes I said LAB) around this muther is all bite and no pause he will fuck you up.

I am legal to grow 8 plants so not worried about the law more concerned about the little hood rats. Anyway be better prepared next year and SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! Tell NO ONE!!!!!!!! Sorry I know it sucks And if none of this sounds good then by all means go whip his fuckin ass I would have even a 5 short years ago. Tryin to grow up LOL
 

xxxtyrantxxx

Well-Known Member
here's what you do it works and i wouldnt want it to happen to me.
1. get a small box
2 shit in the box
3. fill the rest of the box with those shipping peanuts
4. ship the box to the guy that stole your crop

now whats the first thing you do when you open a box full of shipping peanuts?
you got it fish your hand around to see what someone sent ya. instant shit on hand
this method has been tried and proven effective a few times
we got a bad review for our band in the local zine and we did this to the editor with a note inside that said "thanks for the shitty review".
haha, thats a GREAT one dude. I LOVE this idea.

Cheap ShotVideo

need I say more?
 

craca102

Well-Known Member
haha, thats a GREAT one dude. I LOVE this idea.

Cheap ShotVideo

need I say more?
That video is EPIC!!!!

"You steal my f-ing Plants"

"Dude, I don't even know you"

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well anyways, sorry to here that your crop got stolen. Shitty deals. Just happened to a friend of mine the other week.

What really pisses me off is they ALWAYS steal it before its actually ready to harvest. Why can't they just have some knowledge and steal it when its actually ready. lol:shock::fire:

But anyways, just look for the guy with a shitload of pre-mature oven-baked schwag bud that hes selling cheap and that's probably your bud and the guy who stole it.
 

thirdbaseman125

Active Member
i feel your pain man..this summer i had 6 plants growing out in the woods, came out one day and 5 were chopped, with the smallest, scraggly one left just to piss me off
 

MaryJaneDoe

Well-Known Member
never tell anyone you are growing. That how most plants get ripped off. People with big fuckin mouths. I'd got bust your buddies ass that showed him. but its really all your fault in the end. sorry


NEVER EVER tell anyone you are growing for this simple reason. Now your out and he thinks you can't do a thing to him. Wrong you can get him. Go commando on his ass. Put a nail up against his tires so he gets four flats, um there are a million ways to get that asshole back. Think twice about who your real buddies are!!
 

Dan Nabis

Well-Known Member
I think setting him up to get busted is a great idea.

I don't think ratting out thieves is bad. Thieves deserve to get busted. They are scum. I've had my home broken into and my tractor stolen and both times I had to call the sheriff. I hate thieves and they deserve payback no matter how you have to do it. Its hard to sit there and suck it up when someone has totally fucked you over.
 

tsdriles06

Well-Known Member
if your gonna do something do it fast or else you will lose your will to. in like 3 weeks if you havnt done anything youll be like aw fuck it. do something now get your local punks together and go beat the piss out of these kids make sure it never happens again
 

panhead

Well-Known Member
Am sure your community has some sort of "Snitch Hot Line" just call it and explain he's been taking naked pictures and smoking marijuana with your 14 yrs old sister, your scared of him he's a very dangerous drug using criminal and fear for your safety. Just call from a pay phone and explain your worried about him finding out, you'll be in serious danger, ask for the persons name you talk too, makes it sound much more legit... Rehearse before you call, this'll atleast require a detective to make an apperance..
Such fucked up advice here,wtf is wrong with you kids,especially you ?

You advice to turn him into a snitch hot line,thats just great,if you cant beat somebodies ass then reccomend to pussies everywhere to turn snitch & drop dime.

Anybody who recomends cop calling for any reason at any time is a dump of shit in my eyes & allways will be,negative rep for the snitch hot line advice & labeling somebody a child molester.

Grow a set of nuts kiddo.
 

panhead

Well-Known Member
thats actually happened to him before

might actually be an option here
It sucks you got ripped off but be realistic here,you've been burned now your on an open forum talking about retribution,at this point it's highly unlikely that you'll do anything about the missing plant, for me it's simple,either go bust this guys ass or forget the whole thing,in a real sense it's your own fault you got burned to start with,you cant show anybody anything,especially young people.

Your asshole friend who showed the thief where the plant was is more to blame than the thief,then the lil prick has balls enough to smoke up on your shit & tell you about it !.

Get a new group of friends & let this shit pass.
 

smartsoverambition

Well-Known Member
well first ur gonna have to beat ur ex-friends ass, then ur gona have to blow up the other dudes car, then when he finds out it was u shoot him but don't let him die and when he comes back form the hospital makes sure he finds his house in flames and a joint right outside it.
then kill him
 

TGFW21

Well-Known Member
I'd hate to do it but its funny when people's plants get ripped off when they breg to people that you grow and plant them in a open place
 
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