Please don't yell at me

i need your help! I currently grow g13 haze. It seems as though this strain takes a lot of time to finish. I am in search of a new strain. I know that these posts get old, but here it goes. I have been researching my types of mj. I smoke two times a day, when I do, I want to be stoned, tired, couch locked and retarded. I have looked into black domina, big bud crosses etc. I am looking for suggestions on a big yielding, fast finishing indica or dominant. I know I want it all, but there has to be some strain that fits my bill. It has to make me retarded and sleepy. Please only advice from first hand experience!

Thank you!

You can make almost any strain be heavy if you let it flower longer than usual. You'll probably want to grow an indica, or indica heavy hybrid. And you don't want to chop in week eight, you want to wait until you have at least 30% amber trichs before you cut, probably week 10 or more. Then you will get the retarded/sleepy feeling you are looking for.

Look into MK Ultra giant yeailder and potant too.

Thanks for the responses! Good info on trichs! So I could make a cerebral sativa a couch lock by late harvesting?

try the ata tundra that fucked me up the most out of anything

POSH from "cash crop Ken" 1000 grams per meter squared... "Devastating high" ...It's on my "wish list" for sure!

alp

yes, from what i know all strains will become couch lockey the longeryou let it ripen mostly amber trichs are what your looking for.note: i hear that not all strains go amber but have not seen this yet.

Anyone grow or smoke thunderfuck?

Find a strong indica strain and let the trichs amber up. I use it for sleep and pain. Here I get clones. I don't like messing with seeds ATM.Blue God is one.

I've not grown, but I've smoked, ATF (Alaskan Thunder Fuck). It's awesome, but I can't offer anything, other than when I had it, it was good.

I've been growing ATF for 6 months now. I pull just under 3oz off a 2 1/2 foot plant, so not bad on the yield, but the smoke is great. Smells like cat piss, has a super dank flavor, and will make you grow roots into the couch cushions. It finishes in 9 weeks, and if you do it right, will turn mostly white from the heavy trichs.

GidgetGrows said:

You can make almost any strain be heavy if you let it flower longer than usual. You'll probably want to grow an indica, or indica heavy hybrid. And you don't want to chop in week eight, you want to wait until you have at least 30% amber trichs before you cut, probably week 10 or more. Then you will get the retarded/sleepy feeling you are looking for.

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Actually, as the trics change from clear, to coudy to amber, the thc level is degrading, and the cbc and cbn levels are increasing. The "high" from smoking cannabis comes from the thc, and the others are the pain reducing aspects. The longer you let your plants finish, the opposite effect is taking place.

If you watch your trics through a scope, you'll see the head of the trics beins to degrade, and this is the thc level going down.