Pokemon Go, the new Darwin Award Accessory

ttystikk

ttystikk

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Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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tyler.durden said:
I've always thought that if we just took away manhole covers for a week, our gene pool's quality would be enhanced by a factor of 3 or 4. We may lose a few friends and loved ones in the process, but omelettes from eggs and all that...
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At first I thought that we might also save some money by not having to print those expensive braille messages in our elevators - but then I realized that the blind would be totally unaffected.
 
StonedFarmer

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Big_Lou said:
What is a 'pokemon' ?

Sorry, I spent the 90s getting drunk/stoned and getting my dick wet....

...Oh, and laughing at the dorks that I saw playing pokemon.
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Pokemon is awesome.

This dork played non stop on speed binges along with tetris.

qwizoking said:
ya one of ma girls has 42 pokemon, on.level 7... mentioned this shit to me.

im.like no...
you lookin dumb right now.. might as well have been bobbin your head and clappin when you talk to me
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Ive been murdering pokemon go at wor .

Even had a rave last night thaf was a "lure party" wasnt too shabby m8
 
Gary Goodson

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Big_Lou said:
What is a 'pokemon' ?

Sorry, I spent the 90s getting drunk/stoned and getting my dick wet....

...Oh, and laughing at the dorks that I saw playing pokemon.
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So you assume anyone that plays video games doesnt get ass? You make a lot of assumptions lou.

Very strong opinions on such minor things... You don't like video games, that's cool. I don't play them either, but I dont hate on the folks that do.

Falling off cliffs for a video game is ridiculous, but that wasn't happening in the 90's.

I just dont get the point of that post. Was it to make yourself seem like a non gaming badass?
 
Unclebaldrick

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Gary Goodson said:
So you assume anyone that plays video games doesnt get ass? You make a lot of assumptions lou.

Very strong opinions on such minor things... You don't like video games, that's cool. I don't play them either, but I dont hate on the folks that do.

Falling off cliffs for a video game is ridiculous, but that wasn't happening in the 90's.

I just dont get the point of that post. Was it to make yourself seem like a non gaming badass?
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Having opinions is dumb.
 
abe supercro

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ttystikk said:
Yep, falling off cliffs, running into heavy traffic, placing their cellphones in the microwave to spin on the turntable- and in the process cooking them...

If ridding the world of a healthy smattering of particularly stupid inhabitants of the shallow end of the gene pool was their goal, I'd say they're succeeding admirably!

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2016/07/14/death-by-pokemon-public-safety-fears-mount-as-pokemon-go-craze-continues.html
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Witnessed this firsthand in a park recently. You won't believe it until you see it. Random sampling of regional nerds bobbing their chicken heads back and forth towards their phones. Walking in circles and wending through the landscape, these people aren't right. This may become worse than the crack epidemic of the 8o's. mthrfkrs all jacked up on pokemon.
 
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