Pope Francis: Celibacy Requirement Can Be Changed

schuylaar

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A kinder gentler Pope, was checking out The Bible one day, and realized that celibacy was only supposed to be a temporary thing, having been misconstrued since the 11th century. Guess what?


So say us all:clap:

The biggest thing to happen since The New Testament; they were losing membership, therefore money, with the messy, Old Testament shite.
 
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schuylaar

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Bunch of old priests going “shoot, guess I didn’t have to screw all those alter boys after all”
I'm not certain what they would be saying however this a rather large shake-up. Perhaps this is to encourage male/female union with it's priests or just union general with another man? rather than raping little boys.

This is two-fold change, minimally..brings the church into it's next major update..we were lucky enough to bear witness to history.

That old toast 'may you live in interesting times'..we sure have!
 

PJ Diaz

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Good on him for actually consulting the rule book, rather than simply relying on his predecessors hand-me-downs. The fact is that many nuns and priests have left the church to marry each other. I was listening to a story about it on NPR just last week.
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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Until the church reverses its incomprehensible proscription on masturbation, this is superficial bullshit.

It's all superficial bullshit.
There isn't anything any church can do to change that.
Every single one of them, from the smallest, most remote church with 2 members, to the biggest mega churches with so many members they have to hold services in shifts with trams to get people around the parking lots, are all part and parcel of the same scam.
"Do what we tell you, no matter how stupid, out dated, or contradictory it is, or our magical friend will make you suffer for all eternity."
Burn every fucking church and every bible, koran torah...what the fuck ever manual of fuckery, and outlaw all public gatherings of faith...the world will start to be a better place the same day.
You can believe what the fuck ever you want to believe, you just don't get to smear it on the rest of the world anymore.
 

schuylaar

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Until the church reverses its incomprehensible proscription on masturbation, this is superficial bullshit.

Perhaps Francis will go really nuts and say the rule was misconstrued as well..you know they did give up on the Rhythm Method in favor of government approved birth control; also women don't have to wear a veil any longer while in church.
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
It's all superficial bullshit.
There isn't anything any church can do to change that.
Every single one of them, from the smallest, most remote church with 2 members, to the biggest mega churches with so many members they have to hold services in shifts with trams to get people around the parking lots, are all part and parcel of the same scam.
"Do what we tell you, no matter how stupid, out dated, or contradictory it is, or our magical friend will make you suffer for all eternity."
Burn every fucking church and every bible, koran torah...what the fuck ever manual of fuckery, and outlaw all public gatherings of faith...the world will start to be a better place the same day.
You can believe what the fuck ever you want to believe, you just don't get to smear it on the rest of the world anymore.
You are correct. Faith of anything is belief without proof. You can apply that too, with most anything. Isn't experimental science similar? Belief that if you take two compounds they will do X. You have a study and you chart performance. Those turn into facts. Positive or negative. God is a metaphor that unites others. Let those that have faith, have it. Catholics don't knock on your door or stand on the corner..speaking of which, even the Mormons have done updates..they're not making them wear long sleeve shirts in the heat. I had a nice conversation with a pair last year- I helped them by taking one of their Bibles off their hands (they have quota and boy, do I know about that).

This is not conspiracy theory, Q or whatever the MAGATS are in to. I believe Church and State should be separate per our Constitution. If you wish to have Safe Harbor of Non Profit 501(c)(3) you can't have a lobby. It's double-dipping.

Nobody can suck you in with Block, Delete, Ghost and Cancel Culture alive and well.
 
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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Perhaps Francis will go really nuts and say the rule was misconstrued as well..you know they did give up on the Rhythm Method in favor of government approved birth control; also women don't have to wear a veil any longer while in church.
Still, the deliberate misinterpretation of adultery as any and all sexual activity outside of marriage betrays the agenda. When you can get someone to suborn a primal drive to conform to the dogma, you’ve got that one for life. Stockholm syndrome, not much different from the complex of interlocking lies that is the mainspring of maga.

Maybe this is the crack that will propagate through the whole edifice. More likely it’ll quietly get walked back by the Society of Jesus, the church’s wardens of reason. Domini canes.
 

PJ Diaz

Well-Known Member
Perhaps Francis will go really nuts and say the rule was misconstrued as well..you know they did give up on the Rhythm Method in favor of government approved birth control; also women don't have to wear a veil any longer while in church.
I can't wait to hear his updated interpretation on 69'ing.
 

Roger A. Shrubber

Well-Known Member
Still, the deliberate misinterpretation of adultery as any and all sexual activity outside of marriage betrays the agenda. When you can get someone to suborn a primal drive to conform to the dogma, you’ve got that one for life. Stockholm syndrome, not much different from the complex of interlocking lies that is the mainspring of maga.

Maybe this is the crack that will propagate through the whole edifice. More likely it’ll quietly get walked back by the Society of Jesus, the church’s wardens of reason. Domini canes.
They call themselves the hounds of god...
Hounds are faithful to their masters. Blindly devoted to the hand that feeds them...need more be said?
 
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