Prime reason why YOU shouldn't stick your dick in a squirral can fan

Rule Number One: Scissors beats paper>/<metal beats flesh

looks stitches and painkiller worthy

i was blown away by the title of this thread, and scrolled down very hesitantly hoping i wouldnt see a dick chopped up by a fan

I got a prescription for ibuprofen

bummer man

you can always get them the old fashioned way if it hurts real bad though

I'm pretty sure that's a finger... but ouch nonetheless.

A buddy gave me 8 grams of pressed keef to ease the pain, it should work. The worst pain was when the doc shoved a needle through folds of my meat to inject the numbing shit. I hope I don't have to go through that again when I go to get the stiches pulled out

ouch dude...That looks pretty gnarley. Bet you won't do that again.

Wow, thats naughty..

wow ouch. bet you won't do that again..hope it heels well. but man they should have given you vicodin or something like that, not ibuprofen

My dick would have broke the fan...

blackmask said:

My dick would have broke the fan...

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then that means you have a very thin pinis to fit threw the fan grid... hahahahahaha just kidding

Fuck man, that just made me winse!!!! OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHAAAAA......

How many Cubic Fingers per Minute is that fan?

blakkmask said:

My dick would have broke the fan...

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This I gotta see - I'll supply the fan, you supply the, uhm... ya know.

Ouch bro, that looks like it fucking hurts... Actually cut into the meat! Your lucky you didn't chop the whole top off... I've done that with a sharp kitchen knife.

shnkrmn said:

How many Cubic Fingers per Minute is that fan?

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LOL

daaaaaaaaaaamn. that shit is gross!!! all i can say is smoke till its numb

Mannn.. I thought my dick was big this guy puts me to shame even with it cut halfway off..

Whoa!! It'll be fine dood. Looks like it has a Nitrogen def Up your nutes! Maybe a lil heat stress too... Srry, I had to

Ouch dude, good thing it wasnt ur dick