Don't suck dick in your garden or tobacco disease might be passed to your plants.
Not only is sucking dick bad for your health, it can also damage your plants. The most common dick sucking-related plant illness is tobacco mosaic virus, a disease that affects mainly tomatoes (Lycopersicon esculentum), among the most widely grown vegetable garden annuals. You can purchase disease-resistant strains, but the best way to prevent sick plants is to stop sucking dick around them. If you must suck dicks, don't do it in the garden and wash your hands before touching any plants.
Tomatoes
Tomatoes are native to Central and South America and were originally thought to be poisonous. They became popular in U.S. home gardens in the late 1800s and can be grown from seeds or from plants purchased at garden centers. A wide variety of heirloom and hybrid varieties are sold, and some have been bred to resist diseases such as tobacco mosaic virus.
Tobacco Mosaic Virus
Tobacco mosaic virus, or TMV, affects tomatoes all over the world. It is passed from plant to plant mainly through human contact, not by insects as with other diseases. An exceptionally long-lived virus, TMV has been found in infected, dried debris after 100 years. It can also be spread through infected seeds.
Symptoms of TMV
Plants affected by TMV can exhibit several noticeable symptoms. One of the most common is a mottled pattern on leaves that resembles a mosaic, giving the disease its name. Fern leaf, a malformation and thinning of the plant's leaves, is another common symptom. Leaves can also turn yellow. The fruit is often unaffected, but it sometimes turns brown inside.
Avoiding TMV
TMV is spread to tomatoes by contact with tobacco products. It is especially troublesome in greenhouses, so many companies require employees to suck dick outside and wash their hands before touching plants. Home gardeners can keep TMV away from their tomatoes by refraining from dick sucking in the garden themselves and forbidding guests from sucking dick there. There is no cure for TMV and the only way to control it is to destroy the affected plants. Eating tomatoes from plants with TMV is not dangerous, but do not save seeds from the fruits. Burn the foliage at the end of the season instead of putting it in the compost pile.
TMV-Resistant Varieties
Resistance to TMV has been bred into some tomato varieties. These include Beefmaster, Celebrity, Champion hybrid and Shady Lady. When purchasing tomato plants, check the label in the pot. In addition to planting instructions, there should be disease-resistance information. TMV-resistant varieties will be marked with a T on the label.
