Random Jabber Jibber thread

curious2garden

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can someone help u get out of the coner?
Luckily I had a joint. My Type A shut the fuck up after I smoked it. I was then able to wait while the floor dried (thank you 10% humidity and 110 temp) and my beer slushie is now working it's magic :)

She could walk backwards tord the door and mop away her foot prints as she goes.
Yes I can but it always feels like cheating. That's my OCD speaking.

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abe supercro

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Wizards are known to get easily constipated and have occaisional fascist tendencies. They are rarely wrong so they finally shit when they are. They also love a good cage match, even imaginary tifts. I love wizards, especially stubborn ones. Their favorite expressions are, how dare you and abracadabra.
 

Drowning-Man

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Wizards are known to get easily constipated and have occaisional fascist tendencies. They are rarely wrong so they finally shit when they are. They also love a good cage match, even imaginary tifts. I love wizards, especially stubborn ones. Their favorite expressions are, how dare you and abracadabra.
Do they weigh as much as a duck?
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neosapien

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Awhile back I went to work sick as fuck with food poisoning or some kind of quick fucked bug. I'm so dehydrated and just puking and dry heaving everywhere that I decide to walk down into the customers woods as to not make a scene with my wretchedness. Suddenly as I entered the thicket I came across a family of beavers just staring at me. We stood there for a good minute calmly looking at each other. They then slowly scampered away and I started puking again and I then finished the job and called the rest of the day off sick. But after some years reflecting on this I've come to the conclusion that I was just really fucked up and had hallucinations of beavers in the woods. Lol. Jibber Jabber.
 
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