STIGGY
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I'd say they have a death wish
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Roger A. Shrubber
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fuck that....i'll look over the edge, i ain't gettin' any closer than that
BarnBuster
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Ford sure seems legit in her testimony
BudmanTX
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i'll vote for the happy endingYesterday a lady called from this spa I’m getting a massage at to confirm my appointment. She was Asian af. Super super thick Asian accent. Not sure if legit place or if I’m tipping for a happy ending.
Will keep you updated
I hope you make it out with both your kidneys.Yesterday a lady called from this spa I’m getting a massage at to confirm my appointment. She was Asian af. Super super thick Asian accent. Not sure if legit place or if I’m tipping for a happy ending.
Will keep you updated
No napping during massage - that can go south quick.
Roger A. Shrubber
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one? do either of them ever realize they're a double accident?
neosapien
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Ask her if they can massage your Mèimei. Pronounced may-may. That means younger sister. And is slang for Vagina. They'll probably be impressed you know that and massage your vagina.Yesterday a lady called from this spa I’m getting a massage at to confirm my appointment. She was Asian af. Super super thick Asian accent. Not sure if legit place or if I’m tipping for a happy ending.
Will keep you updated
BudmanTX
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it's a enternal question my friend.....
kind like : If migets tell there childhood stories with "when i was little"?
kind like : If migets tell there childhood stories with "when i was little"?
I was so relaxed I was drooling. She didn’t touch my maymay but she did ask me if I had any special places I didn’t want to be touched. 
Roger A. Shrubber
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would have to be "littler"it's a enternal question my friend.....
kind like : If migets tell there childhood stories with "when i was little"?
tyler.durden
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Aren't we looking forward to it going south quickly???
BudmanTX
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just things that make you go "hmmmmm"
UNICRONLIVES
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Actually is Xiao mei mei....ask how I know
Roger A. Shrubber
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Seriously gonna return the basket but not the pot it goes in? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Maybe it will fit in the canning pot you didn't send with a basket. She's either fucking with me or dumb. And i know she isn't dumb. 
BudmanTX
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turn it into a press, think i saw a vid of someone making infused oil's with something like that