Rate your Penis

raratt said:

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Stole the pic I sent you

Windmills, cheese, wooden shoes, AND, less well-known: largest (and-that's-just-average) white penises in the world.

Yeah yeah, size ain't everything... but that's like saying money doesn't buy happiness... it helps.

@Tvanmunhen

3.7/10

I’m guessing you’re a grower, not a show-er. No worries, there are plenty of countries that have tiny women who can’t take a large penis. Be proud with what you have.

Sativied said:

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Windmills, cheese, wooden shoes, AND, less well-known: largest (and-that's-just-average) white penises in the world.

Yeah yeah, size ain't everything... but that's like saying money doesn't buy happiness... it helps.

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I had to do the conversion, 6.25".

raratt said:

I had to do the conversion, 6.25".

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I applaud your sexual security

If anyone was wondering here is the correct formula to measure penis size
Randy Marsh from South Park claims his penis is 6.3 inches long. He also has a formula for calculating adjusted penis length, which is ((length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)) / Angle of Tip. For example, if Person A has a length of 6 inches, a diameter of 2 inches, weighs 4,500 grams, has a girth of 3 inches, and an angle of 20 degrees, their adjusted penis length would be 3.78 inches.

Penis? I think my wife took that a few years ago.

Sativied said:

I applaud your metric aversion.

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fify

So based on your nudist lifestyle along with the countless number of “members” you’ve viewed, what is truly the average length/circumference of an erect unit??

Bullmark said:

So based on your nudist lifestyle along with the countless number of “members” you’ve viewed, what is truly the average length/circumference of an erect unit??

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Gotta be at least 16" if he gave me that score

So glad they invented the Penicycle. I'd be totally lost without mine.

How TF did I miss this movie??? I finna download it right now...

@Sativied

7.0/10

Props for being the first furry to show their human-like dong attached to a beast. The cheetah spots really do it for me.

tyler.durden said:

So glad they invented the Penicycle. I'd be totally lost without mine.













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Once you hit 40 and start tripping over your balls a wheelbarrow really is the way to go.

Metasynth said:

@Sativied

7.0/10

Props for being the first furry to show their human-like dong attached to a beast. The cheetah spots really do it for me.

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Oh you‘re definitely heterosexual… was totally expecting extra points for pose and eye contact.

I'm a girl but...I guess it's HIGH ha

KeyFinger said:

I'm a girl but...I guess it's HIGH ha

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Pics or it didn’t happen.