Reporting live from North Korea!!! soil??

kokokoko

Member
AHN YOUNG!

Hey me and my boy KJI have just decided to start a little project here in the east. We are planning to run a organic soil setup and I wanted to share the soil mix that I plan on using (btw, stuff like this is hard to find in Korea... ) and leave it to the dedicated organic growers to leave constructive cristicism and SUGGESTIONS! In any case Wish me luck in the Far east!!


Mix

3 gal of Pro Mix BX

3 tablespoons of Happy Frog Jump Start Fert (3-4-3)

4 tablespoons of Organicare Pure Granular Grow Formula (6-6-5)
 
Dude, you are not in north Korea. You are prolly baked on some sweet BC BUD shipped in to the country by some mad Canadian who has discovered the wonders of peanut butter jars as smuggling vessels. Where in Koprea are ya? And dude, how is it going. What type of grow are you planning on? I lived there, they aren't to kind to your type....if ya get busted. On the up side, if you chose to sell the bud you will make a fortune...
 

kokokoko

Member
haha did you read my post at all? I'm planning to go all organic.. and wanted to see what people thought about the soil mix... But yeah you know how it goes down in the Korean peninsula.. they catch your ass doing this..... they would probably use me as a lab rat.. but yea they have a misconception here that achieving nuclear weapons is way more important than catching cultivators.. so I'll take my chances..
 

squarepush3r

Well-Known Member
haha did you read my post at all? I'm planning to go all organic.. and wanted to see what people thought about the soil mix... But yeah you know how it goes down in the Korean peninsula.. they catch your ass doing this..... they would probably use me as a lab rat.. but yea they have a misconception here that achieving nuclear weapons is way more important than catching cultivators.. so I'll take my chances..
yeah. they probably aren't hunting you, but if you were to "slip up" and they catch you somehow (like, say, an officer is investigating a fire or robbery, and stumbles upon your crop).

Are you really in North Korea? I think you could try to make your own soil, or maybe talk to local farmers. Making your own soil by collecting manure and other things to add to dirt
 

kokokoko

Member
Damn North Korea. Is it really as bad there as the news says?

It really...... isn't.. It's not bad up here the weather is nice, we never have enough food to ever get fat, we also work constantly around the clock cause a man in the picture that is in every home is telling us to.. and we have extra police or should I say enforcers of the law around the street.. but you know other than that I love it here haha.. but you know... It also helps when you kick it with one of the top execs that run NK.... yea....
 
Well man,

I did read ya post, but I was baffled at your outlandish statements about living in NK. Anyway, if you are kicking it with the big cheeses of NK... ask what they use on the poppy plantations... There may be some parallels. Friend of mine got busted in SK for possession and trafficking. When I lived there there was talk of a bloke being caught with posession and then put on a truck and paraded through town.... Could be bullshite but....hey.... ITS KOREAAAAH!
 
Honestly, if you are from North Korea and you are trying to say it's nice over there, go fuck yourself. North Korea is a shithole Gulag that spends all of it's money on their military rather than feeding it's people. If you are living it up in North Korea, profitting off the slavery of it's people.. all I can say is, you will get what's coming to you.
 

sonic kiwi

Member
WHO CARES, FREE THE WEED, Gday to N.Korea, America will probably nuke you then stand down wind, whoops se daisy (did I say that out loud)
 

Iron, Lion, Zion

Active Member
AHN YOUNG!

Hey me and my boy KJI have just decided to start a little project here in the east. We are planning to run a organic soil setup and I wanted to share the soil mix that I plan on using (btw, stuff like this is hard to find in Korea... ) and leave it to the dedicated organic growers to leave constructive cristicism and SUGGESTIONS! In any case Wish me luck in the Far east!!
how do you have access to a comp and internet!! LOL
Yah... not North Korea if you have internet access.
 

PapayaTwins

Member
I'm pretty sure North Korea has discovered the internet by now, guys. Their first internet cafe opened in 2002 and they have cell phones there as well (from China).

If you are a risk-taker then take your chances. As far as your soil mix goes, it sounds like a good one.
 

AquafinaOrbit

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NK actually has some very respectable internet speeds. English as natural as this guy is speaking though is pretty odd for an Korean. It would take years of talking with Americans after learning the language to construct sentences that we consider fluent.

Anyway not to familiar with that line but seems fine, nothing to hot. Also wouldn't hurt to ad some perlite and coco.
 

crossouttheiis

Active Member
I am really sorry to thread jack here, but honestly who gives a fuck where the guy is from. And If he lives in North Korea more power to him for trying to get away with it. Half the people on this website partake in illegal actions and profiteer of people, but is that what this site is for NO!!! This site is to gain knowledge and empower people to help other people or help medicate themselves. A forum is set up for people with a common interest and that is exactly why all of us are here. The man is seeking knowledge some throw him a fucking bone here...

I know people from both North Korea and South Korea that speak English perfectly well. And well crimes especially cultivating are very strict and have horrible punishments it can be worth it. The people I know there that deal have all been arrested numerous times. And on both sides they like to keep track of what people are doing and will find out if they want too.
 

purpz

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How are people talking shit to this guy they don't even know? that's fucked u guys don't know shit!
 

smokingrubber

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How are people talking shit to this guy they don't even know? that's fucked u guys don't know shit!
The guy came in here and stated that he's homies with Kim Jong Ill (homosexual tyrant). I personally wouldn't help KJI grow dandilions. Whether it's true or not, he invited the flames.

If KJI want my help, he's gonna have to assume the position kiss-ass
 

Skunkybud

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The guy came in here and stated that he's homies with Kim Jong Ill. I personally wouldn't help KJI grow dandilions. Whether it's true or not, he invited the flames.

If KJI want my help, he's gonna have to assume the position kiss-ass
I didn't realize that KJI = Kim Jong Ill

If that guys for real he should hook me up with KJI's number so I can prank call him or someshit.

Yo if ur really friends with KJI hook me up with his # hahah I wicked stoned off some hash lol:weed:
 
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