See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

collective gardener

collective gardener

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Brick Top said:
You are talking ocean access, big water, and on the 'Left Coast' where your boat is at and my old marina was on a lake on the Eastern end of the country.

Since what we share in common on this site is illegal here and if I mentioned the year of sale, giving the marina name would make it a simple task for someone who could be checking this place out, or anyone here for that matter, to check public records for the sale and have my name, so pardon me if I don't mention the marina by name.

Unless your business is one of just a few marine wholesale supply businesses, and covers the East Coast, I'd doubt we ever did any business let alone bumped into each other or crossed the same ground at any time.
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No worries, Brick. I tried a PM, without success. Wrong coast, anyways. Much of my life is spent on ocean voyaging yachts and trawlers, and always enjoy a good chat about all things sea going. We have been shopping for small marinas with haulout yards in Panama for our "pre-retirement" plans. Owning a marina has been a goal of my wife and I for sometime now. God knows, I've paid enough slip fees...now we want to be on the recieving end.

Anyways, good to know another boat person. We hope you still get out on the water. After all, there's nothing like it, eh?
 
minad

minad

Member
There's not a single mod on this site, eh?



Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware."
Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny,"
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Indeed, I have not any."
Simple Simon went a-fishing
For to catch a whale;
All the water he could find
Was in his mother's pail!
Simple Simon went to look
If plums grew on a thistle;
He pricked his fingers very much,
Which made poor Simon whistle.
He went to catch a dicky bird,
And thought he could not fail,
Because he had a little salt,
To put upon its tail.
He went for water with a sieve,
But soon it ran all through;
And now poor Simple Simon
Bids you all adieu.
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

New Member
jimbizzzale67123 said:
I think this is the ultimate who will win question.


Brick Top You need to get in contact with your ex, and jyermum you need to catch a honey badger. I suggest you catch some cobras and just throw them at the badger until he gets bit as seen in the video.

We need to see who will win so we can truly know the most badass animal on the planet.
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You won't need the cobras. While I am not exactly a Country - Western music fan a Junior Brown song will explain why the cobras won't be needed and my ex-lunachik will suffice.

Venom Wearin Denim


She's just venom wearin denim
She's a viper dressed in blue
Tight fittin jeans are all she needs
To put the bite on you
She's pretty but she's poison
Like a copperheaded queen
She's just venom wearin denim
She's a nightmare not a dream

She slithers when she walks
And there's no tellin where she's been
She'll coil up beside you tryin to shed that venom skin
Once she strikes her deadly bite There's no antidote
She's just venom wearin denim boy
She'll go right for your throat

She's just venom wearin denim
She's a viper dressed in blue
Tight fittin jeans are all she needs
To put the bite on you
She's pretty but she's poison
Like a copperheaded queen
She's just venom wearin denim
She's a nightmare not a dream

She'll start hissin when she's kissin
Sayin your the only one
She'll tell you lies with beady eyes
And a big long forked tongue
If you give that gal a diamond ring
You'll get a Diamond back
She just venom wearin denim boy
She's always makin tracks

She's just venom wearin denim
She's a viper dressed in blue
Tight fittin jeans are all she needs
To put the bite on you
She's pretty but she's poison
Like a copperheaded queen
She's just venom wearin denim
She's a nightmare not a dream

She's just venom wearin denim
She's a nightmare not a dream
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

Well-Known Member
minad said:
There's not a single mod on this site, eh?



Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware."
Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny,"
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Indeed, I have not any."
Simple Simon went a-fishing
For to catch a whale;
All the water he could find
Was in his mother's pail!
Simple Simon went to look
If plums grew on a thistle;
He pricked his fingers very much,
Which made poor Simon whistle.
He went to catch a dicky bird,
And thought he could not fail,
Because he had a little salt,
To put upon its tail.
He went for water with a sieve,
But soon it ran all through;
And now poor Simple Simon
Bids you all adieu.
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My first reaction: mods?.........MODS?..............WE don't need NO stinkin' MODS!..............LOL
HOWEVER...............that is completely WRONG..............OF COURSE we need our beloved moderators!
This forum could not possibly function without the OVERSIGHT of these ever vigilant folk.
Just tellin' it like it is...............BB ;-)
 
newworldicon

newworldicon

Well-Known Member
Brick Top said:






I never was a chubby-chaser. I always said, the closer the bone, the sweeter the meat. I prefer women who if they skipped one meal would look like they were borderline anorexic, but with tiny round asses that would fit in a tea cup and big bought and paid for hooters.

I don't care much for women who on a hot day you can watch the sweat percolate in the folds of their flesh. I want to see ribs on a girl, not a girl that can pack away an entire platter of ribs.
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Each to their own.....
 
jyermum

jyermum

Active Member
Mods on a Pirate Ship? Unheard of! They have obviously let this thread be taken over by cut throat, one eye, peg legged, shit talkin' pirate types so that the madness can be somewhat contained on this ship.

As for Brick Tops ex... Going by his description I think putting her in the ring with the mighty Honey Badger would amount to animal abuse and would be a horrible waste of a felony. What we need to do is get those things trained to guard crops although it might be hard to break them of the digging thing.
 
collective gardener

collective gardener

Well-Known Member
I can't see why a mod would have any problem with our little thread here. There has been much valuable information on topic relating to the many uses of cannabis that might otherwise find itself in a landfill. I'm currently fabricating a spear out of an old dry stock in the event of a Honey Badger attack. The spear will allow me to stab myself directly in the heart to avoid what would otherwise be a horrible violent death.I also plan to use the spear in the same manner should I ever again see a pic of Taffy in assless chaps.
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

Well-Known Member
collective gardener said:
I can't see why a mod would have any problem with our little thread here. There has been much valuable information on topic relating to the many uses of cannabis that might otherwise find itself in a landfill. I'm currently fabricating a spear out of an old dry stock in the event of a Honey Badger attack. The spear will allow me to stab myself directly in the heart to avoid what would otherwise be a horrible violent death.I also plan to use the spear in the same manner should I ever again see a pic of Taffy in assless chaps.
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Sorry CG, time to fall on da spear....................Taffy's Christmas wish>>>>assless-chaps3.jpg






And Santa comes through>>assless-chaps1.jpg



Here's Taff's Daddy>>>>>>assless-chaps2.jpg

Now, y'all have a great day, hear?......................................BBbongsmilie
 
collective gardener

collective gardener

Well-Known Member
Well Burger Boss, Taff's dad took the cake. Be sure to clear out your Google search record. Hate for someone to find your "hairy man assless chaps" search.

Does anyone have a real Tafbang update? A nice Taf quote cut and pasted is always welcome here, as we are not welcome there.
 
djruiner

djruiner

Well-Known Member
collective gardener said:
Well Burger Boss, Taff's dad took the cake. Be sure to clear out your Google search record. Hate for someone to find your "hairy man assless chaps" search.

Does anyone have a real Tafbang update? A nice Taf quote cut and pasted is always welcome here, as we are not welcome there.
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well since he killed all 8 of his plants (a success to him) he doesn't really post too much anymore...but im sure he will update us on the plants he grows from those seeds from the hermie he had
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

New Member
djruiner said:
well since he killed all 8 of his plants (a success to him) he doesn't really post too much anymore...but im sure he will update us on the plants he grows from those seeds from the hermie he had
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His first thread started with a poll and one option was all 8 plants would die. It received the most votes. I guess the poll turned out to be accurate.

But I do see laffy-taffy sharing his endless expertise with others in threads here and there ... telling others what they need to do and how things are.

He proves the old saying of those who cannot do, teach, too be correct.

I wonder if he's wearing his assless chaps right now and dancing/prancing around his room to "YMCA" or "It's Raining Men" right now?
 
djruiner

djruiner

Well-Known Member
Brick Top said:
His first thread started with a poll and one option was all 8 plants would die. It received the most votes. I guess the poll turned out to be accurate.

But I do see laffy-taffy sharing his endless expertise with others in threads here and there ... telling others what they need to do and how things are.

He proves the old saying of those who cannot do, teach, too be correct.

I wonder if he's wearing his assless chaps right now and dancing/prancing around his room to "YMCA" or "It's Raining Men" right now?
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i admit i had a lot to learn when i started growing again. when i first started growing 15 years ago there wasn't as much information out there as there is now so i had a lot to learn when i started back with indoor growing. and after a couple years of reading threads and forums i thought i had my shit together...till doing real research and seeing how full of shit people can be on threads like these. and i admit i was hard headed about certain things, but nothing like this kid is. i would at least have info from other places that would back up what i was saying, whether it was facts/true or not. this laffy taffy guy just pulls information out of his own ass and claims it to be facts and scientific proof. even though no one backs him up or can he show any form of proof to his methods other then "i know how to grow and my way works".
but as it comes to him dancing around to Village People tunes in assless chaps...i picture him more dressed like Britny Spears dancing around to Justin Timberlake music...VP might be to old for him to even know.
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

New Member
djruiner said:
i picture him more dressed like Britny Spears dancing around to Justin Timberlake music...
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Great ..... thanks .... as if the ass-less chaps and Village People image was not bad enough ... thanks to the mental image you have put in my brain of laffy taffy dressed up like Britney Spears and prancing/dancing around to Justin Timberlake music, likely while 'pulling his taffy at the same time,' I'll wake up screaming every night for the rest of my life.
 
djruiner

djruiner

Well-Known Member
Brick Top said:
Great ..... thanks .... as if the ass-less chaps and Village People image was not bad enough ... thanks to the mental image you have put in my brain of laffy taffy dressed up like Britney Spears and prancing/dancing around to Justin Timberlake music, likely while 'pulling his taffy at the same time,' I'll wake up screaming every night for the rest of my life.
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shit...my bad man...ah hell ill make it worse...picture him spanking himself while saying "im a dainty lil girl" while prancing.
 
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