several reasons why @Fogdog should be elected mayor of RIU

please list these reasons below:

Reason 1

He has an extra large sized wiener, as illustrated below:

He is nice to Rob Roy's poor momma. That poor women deserves it.

I thought he already was mayor, he had the most votes.

Oh wait, the most votes doesn't always win since 2000. I forgot.

i heard that he speaks fluent mandarin chinese.
that'll get my vote every time.

I heard Fogdog is a Muslim from Kenya!

I voted for him, twice

Tax return?

Unclebaldrick said:

He is nice to Rob Roy's poor momma. That poor women deserves it.

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No, she doesn't.

TacoMac said:

No, she doesn't.

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Dude....she had a 1970 Monte Carlo, doesn't that count for anything?

Fogdog 2020 Keep RIU great

Herb & Suds said:

Fogdog 2020 Keep RIU great

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Shitcan the known, admitted pedophile and BOOM!

Instant success. Job done.

LOL

Free jelly belly edibles at the town hall front desk

You guys crack me up.

Hey pinny, long time no see.

scumrot derelict said:

Reason 1

He has an extra large sized wiener, as illustrated below:

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I'm kinda turned on by his obvious case of Peyronie's disease.

rkymtnman said:

I'm kinda turned on by his obvious case of Peyronie's disease.

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You are bent