shaka zulu threads completely removed?

[Alienwidow]

Marriage is fuckin retarded

"Let's go get gov't involvement in our intimate affairs, our personal relationship. "

"Where this overtly overpriced rock on your designated finger so that other possible suitors are deterred from fucking your pussyhole "

"Let's follow this tradition of monopolizing women because I am weak and unconfident. "

Kids: I already have absolutely no idea of WTF i am doing here and I'm gonna introduce another human being to this seemingly arbitrary universe and shit world?

Either 2 things will def happen: 1) i will live to bury my kid
2) i will burden my kid to having to bury me

A kid is a complete unnecessary responsibility and a hindrance to everything.

I don't have a life. I'm a sociopath without a family. I probably have PTSD, with depersonalization disorder or schizophrenia. I'm sexually deviant and suicidal with repressed homicidal ideation.

Well were all glad to have you here. Isnt there a suicide prevention line waiting to hear from you? Or do we have to babysit your crazy childish ego until you off yourself?

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Fixed it for ya

I would have edited that in that same manner if i was another member who read that post.

 

[dbkick]

I was the guy who those type of guys consulted to console their fury.

My writing here is vitriolic, but I'm really chill and quiet for the most part. I get along with everyone. This is an outlet of the caustic fervor beneath the cowl of civility.

Fair enough then. Hope you get some help before we see you on the news.

 

[ODanksta]

 

[Alienwidow]

Im trying to sound smart because they all hate me, this is how i cope with everyone hating me, i try to make them look like infidels. I have herpes, all over my anus.

Damn dude, that sucks!

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Well were all glad to have you here. Isnt there a suicide prevention line waiting to hear from you? Or do we have to babysit your crazy childish ego until you off yourself?

All the suicide prevention line is gonna do is mail me a pamphlet about their Jesus and prompt me to think about the family which i dont have.

Dont have to worry about me offing myself. I cannot break the primal, instinctual drive of survivalism which prevents me from killing myself. Contrarily to the proverbial expression, it is no "easy way out" by a longshot.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Damn dude, that sucks!

Hahahaha
Fuck THEM

 

[Alienwidow]

All the suicide prevention line is gonna do is mail me a pamphlet about their Jesus and prompt me to think about the family which i dont have.

Dont have to worry about me offing myself. I cannot break the primal, instinctual drive of survivalism which prevents me from killing myself. Contrarily to the proverbial expression, it is no "easy way out" by a longshot.

Good, cause the dogs are hungry and dinners on the table. Stick around chew toy, i think its feeding time.

 

[Yessica...]

All the suicide prevention line is gonna do is mail me a pamphlet about their Jesus and prompt me to think about the family which i dont have.

Dont have to worry about me offing myself. I cannot break the primal, instinctual drive of survivalism which prevents me from killing myself. Contrarily to the proverbial expression, it is no "easy way out" by a longshot.

Well if it's FAITH you're looking for, then look no farther. We have a new age spiritual leader here at RIU. His name is @Finshaggy , and he might be able to help you. He likes psychedelics and shit, I think?

Be Free.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

So then what's a "Latrinalia"?

A fancy toilet?

An Australian Loo?

 

[Gary Goodson]

All the suicide prevention line is gonna do is mail me a pamphlet about their Jesus and prompt me to think about the family which i dont have.

Dont have to worry about me offing myself. I cannot break the primal, instinctual drive of survivalism which prevents me from killing myself. Contrarily to the proverbial expression, it is no "easy way out" by a longshot.

If I was jerking off real fast like on one side of the room and my jizz made it all the way across to the other side of the room and splattered all over your face THAT would be a "longshot"

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Well if it's FAITH you're looking for, then look no farther. We have a new age spiritual leader here at RIU. His name is @Finshaggy , and he might be able to help you. He likes psychedelics and shit, I think?

Be Free.

I Will check him out. I am not looking for faith. I have my own personal ideology on totality and Amoral God which coincides with hedonism and astrophysics.

 

[Yessica...]

I Will check him out. I am not looking for faith. I have my own personal ideology on totality and Amoral God which coincides with hedonism and astrophysics.

it sounds kinda exactly the same.

I think.

 

[dbkick]

Well if it's FAITH you're looking for, then look no farther. We have a new age spiritual leader here at RIU. His name is @Finshaggy , and he might be able to help you. He likes psychedelics and shit, I think?

Be Free.

Oh my fuck. Dont unleash the fin!

 

[SwarthySchlong]

If I was jerking off real fast like on one side of the room and my jizz made it all the way across to the other side of the room and splattered all over your face THAT would be a "longshot"

Two weeks ago, no shit, i beat off, gooped, and sprayed myself in the face accidentally . I felt like i accomplished something so i took a pic of it,,,, shortly later i realized, "who the fucj am i gonna send this too? " looks pretty homoerotic.

 

[Gary Goodson]

it sounds kinda exactly the same.

I think.

He might even weird finshaggy out

Two weeks ago, no shit, i beat off, gooped, and sprayed myself in the face accidentally . I felt like i accomplished something so i took a pic of it,,,, shortly later i realized, "who the fucj am i gonna send this too? " looks pretty homoerotic.

I will admit, that one made me lol

 

[Yessica...]

Oh my fuck. Dont unleash the fin!

I think they might be happy together, no?

Student and teacher?

Snoodlers?

I don't know Fin very well, although I really did like that little bit about Mantis Shrimp.

 

[whitebb2727]

All the suicide prevention line is gonna do is mail me a pamphlet about their Jesus and prompt me to think about the family which i dont have.

Dont have to worry about me offing myself. I cannot break the primal, instinctual drive of survivalism which prevents me from killing myself. Contrarily to the proverbial expression, it is no "easy way out" by a longshot.

You got someone to talk to? I'm serious. Hey there is nothing wrong with needing a little help, we are human. I went and talk to a counselor before. It helped me work some things out. It doesn't make you less of a person. Hell ill talk to if you need to.

 

[Alienwidow]

Two weeks ago, no shit, i beat off, gooped, and sprayed myself in the face accidentally . I felt like i accomplished something so i took a pic of it,,,, shortly later i realized, "who the fucj am i gonna send this too? " looks pretty homoerotic.

Cool story bra. Not the first time youve had that on your face huh?

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Cool story bra. Not the first time youve had that on your face huh?

I accidentally got some on ny face before when i put the rag too close to my nose trying to smell my goop. It always smells strongly of chlorine.