Shitting?

Am I the only one that does this or what


You wake up have a joint then think fuck me i need a shit, so off you trot to the shithouse.

You get there settle down nice and easy and carry out the job at hand, you sit there for some time before finally making that call, yep nows the time to de throne. So you get up wipe away until you are clean. Just as you use the last tissue paper, mr sphincter decides, hahaha was only playing i aint finished yet boy sit back down theres some grilling to be done.

I wonder why there aren't any responses. Hmmm....I don't get it. Interesting subject but its been done.... Every day.....

hahahahaha

The morning after a big smokeout I get weed shits, its almost like diarhea but less extreme.

That is indeed the bane of my existence.

I dont get weed shits, but man I've had my fair share of grog bogs.

and yes I know what you mean, I'm sure we all get a touch of the phantom menace shit from time to time.

I love the way taking a shit feels BRB gotta take a shit

I just had to look at this thread, lol. Everyone shits, like it or not, lol.

Chiceh said:

I just had to look at this thread, lol. Everyone shits, like it or not, lol.

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but in all honesty, Doesn't it feel good?

Zekedogg said:

but in all honesty, Doesn't it feel good?

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Sometimes, not when it hurts though, lol I hate poo pains, lol

Sometimes, othertimes not so much.

This morning i was sitting at the pc doing some work when all of a sudden i felt the gas chambers powering up. It wasn't until the fart was about due that realise that this was no ordinary fart, this fart had a little more too it, luckily i made it to the toilet in time, otherwise the entire contents of my bowels would have been on the floor.

Try drinking 10 pints of Guiness and then wait for the nightmare the day after..... oil slick.

nongreenthumb said:

Sometimes, othertimes not so much.

This morning i was sitting at the pc doing some work when all of a sudden i felt the gas chambers powering up. It wasn't until the fart was about due that realise that this was no ordinary fart, this fart had a little more too it, luckily i made it to the toilet in time, otherwise the entire contents of my bowels would have been on the floor.

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Ya, when you can feel it move through you, you know it is going to be bad. Instead of waiting, I just go to the toilet now, no more sharts for me, lol.

I just smoked a joint first thing in the morning and then read this thread. Then I laughed and then I shit my self But seriously though I know exactly what your talking about. Your not alone. Its just kinda funny that other people get this too, I thought it was just me. I'm not a bio-physical freak of nature...YAY!!!!!!!

I once spent a month in India, Goa to be precise and I was laid on the beach. You are warned not to drink non-bottled water etc etc are you americans aware of the syndrome Delhi Belly?

Ha ha heres a link Delhi Belly: Traveller’s Diarrhoea - Around the World Travel here's an extract from the post Warning: This post contains explicit information about bowel movements and Diarrhoea. May not be suitable for some.

Anyway I wasn't going not eat curry or meat but bottled water was always the way to go. I fell in love with this drink Lassi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Mango Lassi is absolutely awesome, so I take a lassi or 2 from a bar on the beach. Half an hour later I have a pain in my stomache so I decide to stroll back to my hotel, the pain seemed to move around as I was walking. The last three hundred yards were spent sprinting. I swear to god I didn't know it was possible, everything came out, I lost pounds in the space of twenty seconds and it didn't stop after that...

Afterwards I had to lie down I felt so weak but I felt pretty damn good a few hours later - well thats my diarrhoea story, actually referring back to the above I think I had a 4 piler.

My mate Matt talks about poo for hours, once kept me laughing for 2 hours straight talking about poo, errrm wasn't totally Matt talking could have been drug induced but we are a very poo aware group of friends.

Anyway hope I made someone laugh and less people cringe

Cearid said:

I just smoked a joint first thing in the morning and then read this thread. Then I laughed and then I shit my self But seriously though I know exactly what your talking about. Your not alone. Its just kinda funny that other people get this too, I thought it was just me. I'm not a bio-physical freak of nature...YAY!!!!!!!

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Only difference is we made it to the toilet

Cearid said:

I just smoked a joint first thing in the morning and then read this thread. Then I laughed and then I shit my self But seriously though I know exactly what your talking about. Your not alone. Its just kinda funny that other people get this too, I thought it was just me. I'm not a bio-physical freak of nature...YAY!!!!!!!

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Like I said, we all shit, lol. You are normal. Everyone has shit themselves at one point in their life, ha ha.

... The stain on the floor is huge...

pinching loafs in the morning then blazin is one of the best past times of my life....that ganj really calms the stomach down after shootin the missiles.

years ago we had a hard night of drinking. my friends mom woke us up in the morning, as i walked away from her i squeezed out a fart. i sharted really bad. i could feel it leaking down my leg. she stood in disbelief as the remnants of last nights beer ran down my jeans leg and out the cuff and onto the floor. i had to clean my poo poo puddle in front of everyone.