Bork!

  • ssss

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • heck off

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • you are doing me a concern

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • penis

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • snek peen

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • giant Pinworm

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • tail-whip that shit down the drain

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Total voters
    13

Steve French

Well-Known Member
I once had a wild snake crawl across my feet. I was at my parents farm, and I have not seen a wild snake before or since, trouser snakes aside. Well I happened to be holding a gun, and after shitting my shorts emptied an entire clip of 7.62x39mm into said snake. There wasn't much left afterwards. I do feel regret. I probably could have left the sorry cunt alone and he would have slithered off. Fucker snuck up on me though. And that is all I know of snakes. Sneks. Pls kill me
 
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