So, I found thi on stumbleupon.com - Rant about the South.... lol

Beefbisquit

Beefbisquit

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November 3, 2004
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Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?


Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?


No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.


Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.


All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.


The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.


Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.


But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.


Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
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Keep in mind, this is a decade old; thought it was pretty funny! The guy is pretty pissed off... lol
 
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BigNBushy

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If you go back to colonial times, where a lot of this rant targets on, the south was pretty much everything south of New York. And a great many of the national heroes were indeed southern.

As to a lot of everything else, I agree with him on the gay marriage part. It is rather hard to argue sanctity if marriage when you have 50% divorce rates after just a few years.

I think though, his economic points are pretty off. He may have found a few facts to support his points. But if the old confederacy broke away again, it would have almost 100 million people, and have the third largest economy in the world. The south is really doing well, it's the rust belt 'up there' that is becoming a blight on this country.
 
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greentrip

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BigNBushy said:
If you go back to colonial times, where a lot of this rant targets on, the south was pretty much everything south of New York. And a great many of the national heroes were indeed southern.

As to a lot of everything else, I agree with him on the gay marriage part. It is rather hard to argue sanctity if marriage when you have 50% divorce rates after just a few years.

I think though, his economic points are pretty off. He may have found a few facts to support his points. But if the old confederacy broke away again, it would have almost 100 million people, and have the third largest economy in the world. The south is really doing well, it's the rust belt 'up there' that is becoming a blight on this country.
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So true Bushy. Also what would our military
be like without the south and there long tradition of patriotism and serving?
 
Rob Roy

Rob Roy

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Pinworm said:
"Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes." Haha.
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Anger is not a substitute for accuracy. This person is conflating many things. "The south" as does every person has every right to disassociate, it was the illegal acts of the north that caused the civil war. There is a great deal of irony that "preservation of the union" became more important than preserving freedom.
 
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schuylaar

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Rob Roy said:
Anger is not a substitute for accuracy. This person is conflating many things. "The south" as does every person has every right to disassociate, it was the illegal acts of the north that caused the civil war. There is a great deal of irony that "preservation of the union" became more important than preserving freedom.
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what do you do for a living?
 
Red1966

Red1966

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BigNBushy said:
If you go back to colonial times, where a lot of this rant targets on, the south was pretty much everything south of New York. And a great many of the national heroes were indeed southern. As to a lot of everything else, I agree with him on the gay marriage part. It is rather hard to argue sanctity if marriage when you have 50% divorce rates after just a few years. I think though, his economic points are pretty off. He may have found a few facts to support his points. But if the old confederacy broke away again, it would have almost 100 million people, and have the third largest economy in the world. The south is really doing well, it's the rust belt 'up there' that is becoming a blight on this country.
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If you think that 50% of marriages ending in divorce is bad, consider the rest end in DEATH!
 
Red1966

Red1966

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Rob Roy said:
Anger is not a substitute for accuracy. This person is conflating many things. "The south" as does every person has every right to disassociate, it was the illegal acts of the north that caused the civil war. There is a great deal of irony that "preservation of the union" became more important than preserving freedom.
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Preserving freedom??????????????????????
 
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schuylaar

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UncleBuck said:
aren't you the guy who claims civil rights for blacks under title II are unconstitutional?

how does that argument go again? it violates your right to not be around blacks or something?
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um, wouldn't that be the same thing as stay home if you don't like black people..shhhhhh..they're everywhere:wink:
 
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