someone found my decoy grow again

ADTR

ADTR

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kindbudz2263 said:
What i do on the plants in my yard is razor blades with the holes in them i bread tie them to the base and thru the branches.. It might be a little bizzar but I'll get the last laugh and find out who did it........
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totally made me shudder at the thought! :sad: i hate razor blades..
 
ADTR

ADTR

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TheLastJuror said:
that or big fishing hooks on some line around eye level...so anyone walkin gets a nice lil present..
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i didnt see this one, wtf!!! crazy stuff here... well while we're all at it, why dont you just get a sawed off shotgun, rig a trip line to the trigger and if anyone comes in you will find dead bodies in your garden. Then you have the added benefit of composting people parts for an organic fert!!
 
plantsinpants

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ADTR said:
i didnt see this one, wtf!!! crazy stuff here... well while we're all at it, why dont you just get a sawed off shotgun, rig a trip line to the trigger and if anyone comes in you will find dead bodies in your garden. Then you have the added benefit of composting people parts for an organic fert!!
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hahahah nah thats a bit much~!!
 
Kingb420

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grow1620 said:
maybe you could spread a few human fingers around the base of the plants...or just some evil looking shit, like candles in a circle and a dead chicken...or better yet, half a dead chicken...not be confused with a half dead chicken :P . paranoia can be your friend, and ALOT of ppl are superstitious, if you do leave a little sign, write it in blood on a rusted old piece of metal and quote some evil sounding scripture..don't forget a pentagram, and maybe a bloody condom. that's just off the top of my head though...maybe you can do better ;)


I mean seriously..if you came across some shit like that in the woods would you go back there? how bout...after dark?
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OMG we think alike...lol
 
steadygrowin'

steadygrowin'

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fuck yeah...make em bleed for messin with ur ladies
if i ever attempt a guerilla grow im puttin razors at
the base of my girls also...
 
Vindicated

Vindicated

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There was this video store where some kids kept stealing the dummy floor model of a PS3 system. In less then a month he had three stolen. The owner got pissed because the cops wouldn't do anything about it. So he grabbed a post it and a black marker and wrote, "Go ahead and try to steal this." A year later and no one had tried to steal it. Fuck alarms right? Post it notes are scary shit to would be thieves. lol
 
pinner420

pinner420

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I assume this is a legal grow so to protect it since you have dogs. Build 6 foot runway for the dogs that surrounds the garden. Feed them steak and or theives.
 
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