Stuff your parents used to say and now you...

I remember dumb stuff my parents used to say to me when I was growing up. But somehow I am now saying those same things. I must have had a giant brain fart. Can you add any others?

I you fall out of that tree and kill yourself don't come crying to me.

If everybody else jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

mogie said:

If everybody else jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

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if people are jumping off a bridge in droves then there's probably a pretty good reason you don't want to be on that bridge.

oh my god! lol I remember awhile back my mom was yelling at me and she said the bridge thing, so I told her "I'll try everything once" damn, dude, she got so fuckin pissed!!!!! I's blowed as fuck too. I think I mighta passed out laughing

oh man, i teach college students and i hear myself saying all kinds of crazy things that my parents/teachers used to say. it's unreal. i say something and then i'm like... wait, did i really just sound like my DAD?!?!?! what the hell? eh... i guess its all part of getting old.

we dont have a pot to piss in!!!

i only say it to mock her hahahaha

My parents mind fucked me. Im the first born.. so they came down on me like the mighty hammer. Lets just say the mushrooms and the acid may or may not have made me an overly responsible.. almost to the point of a stiff... How can i reverse this!!... not saying its a bad thing...

Turn these god damn lights off lol I catch myself sayin it all the time and my dad was the same

what were you born in a barn? Close the damn door

dont make me get the slipper/belt

Don't sit so close to the TV you will ruin your eyes!

How about your dad saying, "Would you have done that if I was standing there?"

My parents are generally cool with smoking now.

carrrots make you see in the dark

get your elbows of the table

lol funny stuff.. im pretty much turning into my dad. it's pretty scary. i catch myself saying/doing the same stuff he does.

"In or Out!"

"Is that what you want? Cause that's what'll happen"

"Get it!, Got it!....Good!"

Because I said so!
Quit leaving your shit laying around, I'm not a maid!
You've got to the count of three...
Goddammit!
Get out of there!
Leave that alone!
Brush your teeth!
Flush the toilet!
Every light in the house is on!
Close the door,you're letting out the heat/air!
Brush your hair!
What possessed you to do this?
I can't hear myself think!
Quit picking on your sister!
That doesn't belong to you!
I'm gonna tan your little butt!
You can't have any more candy!
When you throw something away, make sure it makes it into the can!
This room is a pigsty!
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No wonder Miss stoney has such wisdom. lol I can't repeat most of the thing I say that my old man said. He was a foul mouthed old cuss.