Stupid pot names

please everybody i beg you stop naming your pot ridiculous names...
babyshit wtf
next it will be the rudy tooty fresh and gooey afgani cream delight wreck x skunk #1..
not tryin to hate just want some legitamacy


what are the top 3 stupidist pot names you have heard
#1 babyshit
#2 bluez cluez
#3 snikerpus

these could be real strains as far as im concered

-fruity juicy
-juicy ice
-barack obama


heres my list of legit names i smoked in chronilogical order starting with the most recent........well the ones i can remember...well the best ones ive smoked anyway

-bubblegum haze (fruity ass dankness)
-afghani hash (litterally made my heart stop)
-sour deisel (second best weed ever, tastes like sprite)
-strawberry cough (best weed ive ever smoked)
-big bud (nah this the best weed ive ever smoked)
-ak47 (str8 fire)
-bubblegum (tasted like bubblegum!)
-white widow (brown shwagg white widow, wierd huh?)
-jack herrer (peppery spicy taste)