Syria: As USA Surrenders, North Korea Peoples Army Celebrates, Returns Home

As US "elected" President Barack Obama admitted defeat in Syria and ordered his battle weary troops to surrender and retreat home to a bankrupt America, the undefeated and glorious North Korean People's Army celebrated their 4th win over America in 6 decades.

To welcome the victorious North Korean People's Army troops back home to Pyongyang, North Korea's beautiful capital city, a concert was held, attended by many dignitaries and officials, but no worker-peasants, as it is harvest time.

Commenting exclusively to North Korea Televisoin, Dear Leader Kim Jong Un said how "delighted" he was "that the poorly equipped and massively under-financed American military machine had been defeated once again, whilst the correctly trained, equipped and financed North Korean People's Army was once again so dominant in the world stage", after "taking on the UN, America and an entire European garlic eating village called France".

[video=youtube;U8ISZydxl9E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ISZydxl9E[/video]

That must be why Dennis Rodman is going to coach their basketball team...........now it makes sense.......

I like how the Rod talks about how great North Korea is. Obviously he does not realize why he has handlers while he is there.

Balzac89 said:

I like how the Rod talks about how great North Korea is. Obviously he does not realize why he has handlers while he is there.

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What is his purpose, anyway?
Is he supposed to be N. Korea's political liaison in the West?

[video=youtube;9bjv7oNCLsw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bjv7oNCLsw[/video]

It's no wonder what information comes out of N.Korea has a hard time being differentiated from an Onion article.

heckler73 said:

What is his purpose, anyway?
Is he supposed to be N. Korea's political liaison in the West?

[video=youtube;9bjv7oNCLsw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bjv7oNCLsw[/video]

It's no wonder what information comes out of N.Korea has a hard time being differentiated from an Onion article.

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I thought the North Korean press WAS The Onion....

his handlers will have a tough job, hes a freak