Tell Me About Your Bad Sexual Experiences!

i got puked on while i was gettin a round of skully from a drunk ho

Dizzle Frost said:

i got puked on while i was gettin a round of skully from a drunk ho

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You lucky bastard...

I was getting head on a balcony outside my friends place from my girlfriend at the time and with all the people around it was impossible for me to keep an erection and I certainly wasn't able to finish...

havent had any crazy experiences just sex, been wanting to try some funny moves out sometimes like the Strawberry shortcake [ punch a girl in her nose so it bleeds then cum on her face and stir it so it turns pink] or Superman that ho [jizz on girls back then press a sheet there and it will get stuck. Just to name a couple

Fucking for like 4 hours and didn't nut at all cause I was perked up and smoking on wak all day.I was completely numb and couldn't feel a thing but I was tearing that shit up switching from mouth,pussy and ass......I was determined to nut.Next day woke up sober as shit to my dick being swollen and in crazy pain.It hurt when I would walk for a few days to,similar to bruised ribs but it was my dick.


I also had a girl bite the shit out of my dick when it was soft.....I was so close to backhanding this bitch,she really would of deserved it.

It's not a bad one but it's funny.

I lost my virginity with my girlfriend at the time in a closet. It was a big closet and we had blankets and pillows and such but the point is that upon putting my stamp in the heterosexual log book....................I came out of the closet. lol

i was married to a gay man for 20 (cough) years. . .that was pretty bad

CinnamonGirl said:

i was married to a gay man for 20 (cough) years. . .that was pretty bad

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Please elaborate.

wouldn't say this was a bad experience, but I had this woman suck and fuck my dick so passionately it was swollen blueish for the next 2 days. liftin it up was painful for a minute too.

His name was Larry he was 3" if that. You never forget something like that. So, yes, size does matter. After that I couldn't look him in the face and not think of his itsy bitsy willie.

One time my gf was pulling the condom off my dick and stretched it really long and it slipped off her finger tips and snapped my dick so hard I wanted to cry so bad.I've never felt pain like that, it hurt the insides.

I fucked her in her ear so she could hear me cuming.
Then there was the rubbersuit, bag of oranges, ripe cantelope, and a sharp knife...

The worst I ever had was wonderful.

I was really young (won't go into details) and was dating an older guy (36). I thought we were sooo in love. Nobody could tell me that he was just a pervy old man who liked young girls. I just knew he loved me for me (lol). He took me under his wing (fucking vulture) and "taught me the ropes". Imagine my heartbreak when I learned he was cheating on me with an older woman (she was 19). She was from Russia I think...he flew her to the US for a visit. Anyway, he was trying to teach her the ropes as well, but I guess she wasn't the fast little learner I was. She was trying to give him head, and had no idea how to do it, and he told her just think of it as a ketchup bottle that only has a little bit left in it. I believe he meant the shaking motion, going up and down...but she was taking it a bit too literally. She held his dick in one hand and started furiously slapping the head of it with her other hand. He called me and told me about it (idiot) and asked if i'd like to get back together. Haaaaa.

I was with hot European who wanted me to be her first. I get a room, domes and we get undressed. Right from the start I was thrown off. She was hot but so self conscious that she didn't wanna take the sheets off her??? So I tried not to let that get to me chalking it up to it being her first time. I tried every position I could think of and could not get it in...She was so damn tight, I finally gave up after realizing that I like my foreskin too much and she was in tears. I wanted to fuck her so bad but ended up admitting defeat...very awkward. I guess I should have tried some Silicone lubricant.

Ilovebush said:

I was with hot European who wanted me to be her first. I get a room, domes and we get undressed. Right from the start I was thrown off. She was hot but so self conscious that she didn't wanna take the sheets off her??? So I tried not to let that get to me chalking it up to it being her first time. I tried every position I could think of and could not get it in...She was so damn tight, I finally gave up after realizing that I like my foreskin too much and she was in tears. I wanted to fuck her so bad but ended up admitting defeat...very awkward. I guess I should have tried some Silicone lubricant.

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I think my eyes have been permanently damaged by your avatar. Eeeeew.

^^^^agree

i got drunk and had sex with a chick named squiggles. a slut to say the least. after she says the one thing she didnt like about herself was her lips. you get the picture. i couldnt feel a thing the whole time(not from being drunk). that was my first time. second wasnt much better.

I fucked a girl that was on her period....she told me that it would be at least a day or two before the floodgates released the red flood...boy was I wrong

Seriously? You did a girl on her rag? That's your worst sexual experience? That's not so bad lol.

Winter Woman said:

His name was Larry he was 3" if that. You never forget something like that. So, yes, size does matter. After that I couldn't look him in the face and not think of his itsy bitsy willie.

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I did a guy like that. Like practical joke small. Literally about 2/3 the size of my pinky completely hard. I didn't know and I made a comment about it getting hard, and then he had to make the embarrassing announcement that it was already hard and yaaa....it just doesn't work lol. I don't even think he could stand up while he peed.