The Battle Of The Bouncing Tits...

Kodank Moment

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Dear Greenplease,

Please get the weed ready, as I will be arriving in your hometown shortly. Your very subtle description of the beautiful fruits of your country has left me in awe. I have purchased a one way ticket and a pistol. See you soon. Please have some fruit available upon arrival.

Sincerely,
Kodank Moment

P.S. I love booty. Brazilian girls do lots of anal right? That's what I heard....lol.:D
 

Greenplease

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Dear Greenplease,

Please get the weed ready, as I will be arriving in your hometown shortly. Your very subtle description of the beautiful fruits of your country has left me in awe. I have purchased a one way ticket and a pistol. See you soon. Please have some fruit available upon arrival.

Sincerely,
Kodank Moment

P.S. I love booty. Brazilian girls do lots of anal right? That's what I heard....lol.:D
Dear Kodank Moment (a.k.a boucing titties)

Your desired fruits will be ready upon arrival, should you require company during your flight. I will have a special fruit sent along with you just to get you warmed up!
I'm afraid you will have to supply the Marijuana as this is one fruit that is not in abundance here, I appologise profusely and hope that this does not deter you from your travel plans.

P.S. A pistol is deffinately required (have you seen what is going on in Rio at the moment?!? Fucking madness, look it up maybe before leaving hahaha)

Sincerely.
Greenplease

A lot of girls do give up the hiney, it's because in the older day's it was the most commonly known way to not have babies, so many girls in today's society still grow up thinking that anal is cool and it will eliminate any risk of getting pregnant, cool huh?!

Not all of 'em are so keen though, hehehe
 

Kodank Moment

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Dear Greenplease,

Before I depart I must find a way to hide large amount of bud. Unless you know where to find it there. Then my American money will take us far. I have a .45. Don't know if that's carry on possible or if I must stow it under. I'm thinking the later. Also I would love to find 2 of those girls at the same time more keen to not having babies....:D My travel plans are in no way put off. I have always wanted to visit Brazil. You must be Brazilian? What's your national language so I can learn some things. I won't be fluent but ill be ok.


Sincerely Stoked,

Kodank Moment
 

Greenplease

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Dear Greenplease,

Before I depart I must find a way to hide large amount of bud. Unless you know where to find it there. Then my American money will take us far. I have a .45. Don't know if that's carry on possible or if I must stow it under. I'm thinking the later. Also I would love to find 2 of those girls at the same time more keen to not having babies....:D My travel plans are in no way put off. I have always wanted to visit Brazil. You must be Brazilian? What's your national language so I can learn some things. I won't be fluent but ill be ok.


Sincerely Stoked,

Kodank Moment
Hahaha, o.k I'm gonna drop the letter format. Man, I am trying to hook myself up with some decent bud now to have up until xmas and new years, it is proving difficult, it's all brick weed here dude, it's cheap, but it's not that great. It's all from our neighbouring countries so yeah. I am on the hunt for somewhere to grow still.

Nah, I'm from New Zealand actually, have been here for 3 years though, so I am fluent in portuguese (the national language). What brought me over here though, was ofcourse the ladies hahaha, I'm married to a Brazilian girl.

With the weed, you're gonna have to put it all in a conny and swallow it! And maybe do the same with the .45........

Anyway, get learning your portuguese, if you would like I can make a small list of easy frases and common words!

But seriously, if you are thinking of coming over, stop thinking and just do it. It's awesome!!!!
 

Kodank Moment

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I know. Takes 60 days for my passport then somehow I need to get my gun there. I think over the next 60 days I'm gonna mail pieces of it to you to have when I get there. Might stuff some dank into some peanut butter and make an exotic peanut butter and jelly gift basket and do a test run through the mail. Pm me a pic of your wife? :D
 

newdude79

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where are you in brazil man? i spent 6 months at a time two seperate times in Jundiai, Sao Paulo. But yeah you're right about the women...a white guy with a little change is like god to them. And i mean a little change lol. If youre able to hit the bars n clubs at night, then you'll likely pull the most gorgeous women youve ever seen. My lil manufacturing equipment technician ass spent a couple weeks shacked up with an asian brazilian 27 year old doctor! That would never have happened here. But, i never had any threat of violence and i ended up in some pretty rough places (strip club/brothels) in the slums out in the middle of nowhere...but the most i ever saw was the occasional bar fight. well, and some of the soccer games i went to were kinda rough. i was sitting at a corner bar having a beer on the sidewalk when a guy in a car came by waving a neighboring towns soccer flag and a guy sitting alone drinking got up and threw his lawnchair thru dudes windshield and consequently got the fuck knocked out of him (no police involved, mind you.) but that was it. i never personally felt threatened at all. I loved brazil!
 

Greenplease

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I know. Takes 60 days for my passport then somehow I need to get my gun there. I think over the next 60 days I'm gonna mail pieces of it to you to have when I get there. Might stuff some dank into some peanut butter and make an exotic peanut butter and jelly gift basket and do a test run through the mail. Pm me a pic of your wife? :D
Hahaha you could probably get a gun here pretty easy man! Hahaha exotic peanut butter. We did the same thing but with mayo, we sealed it all up again and even though we didn't even get stopped, it made me feel better. I doubt that even a sniffer dog woulda got'n a wiff.

Hahaha a pic of my wife(greenplease murmuring profanities under his breath)..............I don't actually have any photo's of her here on my work PC, sorry bro.......she's pretty though, don't you worry.

You mean you gotta wait 60 day's for your passport to arrive? Have you just recently applied to get one or something??
 

newdude79

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took longer than 60 days to get mine i think..but i first got it about ten yrs ago...so things may have changed. but i had to send a letter of recommendation from a politician to the brazilian consulate to get around a couple of possession charges to even get a visa. that sucked.
 

Greenplease

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where are you in brazil man? i spent 6 months at a time two seperate times in Jundiai, Sao Paulo. But yeah you're right about the women...a white guy with a little change is like god to them. And i mean a little change lol. If youre able to hit the bars n clubs at night, then you'll likely pull the most gorgeous women youve ever seen. My lil manufacturing equipment technician ass spent a couple weeks shacked up with an asian brazilian 27 year old doctor! That would never have happened here. But, i never had any threat of violence and i ended up in some pretty rough places (strip club/brothels) in the slums out in the middle of nowhere...but the most i ever saw was the occasional bar fight. well, and some of the soccer games i went to were kinda rough. i was sitting at a corner bar having a beer on the sidewalk when a guy in a car came by waving a neighboring towns soccer flag and a guy sitting alone drinking got up and threw his lawnchair thru dudes windshield and consequently got the fuck knocked out of him (no police involved, mind you.) but that was it. i never personally felt threatened at all. I loved brazil!

I'm in a city called Curitiba man, it's further south from São Paulo.
It's funny what you say about the violence man, because I too was a little worried about it at first. In general it is pretty peacful here, granted, you HAVE to know where and where not you should go and in all honesty I have had more harrasment from cops than from bum drug dealers. Which say's a lot.

You can't have been in one of the bigger favela's in São Paulo man, sorry, but you go into any of the big favela's here, and you better say goodbye to your wallet/cell/belt/shoes. It really is not advisable to venture in to those places, especially being a white ass gringo like me hahaha and São Paulo is pretty well known for it's bandido's.

Rio is worse though, as of now, the main drug cartel's have promised to kill an innocent person or light fire to public busses until the cops release the 40 ton's of weed that they found, and about 200 odd kilos of coke. It has basically been a war zone up there, policemen dying, innocent's being murdered and a shit load of things on fire! It's scary man. And they want to host the World cup and Olympics there! The world must be getting worried hahaha

Glad that you liked it here though man, the culture is so cool and the people are really generous and receiving here. It's only fault is the government. May I ask, why did you go to Jundiai twice and not to some more beautiful parts of the country? I'm guessing you have ties there?? As there are some gorgeous spot's further to the north.

Anyway, oh and every football game get's violent here hahaha they are so passionate about it.

By the way, what did you thnk of the weed? Were you able to find anything good?
 

Greenplease

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Speaking of the violence and favela's and all that, here are some pics showing the contrasting different faces of Brazil.

This place is called Porto de Galinhas and is just amazing:



And this is one of the Favelas in São Paulo (this is a nice photo):



So different right.

Oh and here is a hot Brazilian chick:



This show is on on a sunday night every week. It's a comedy kinda show, and it is full of chicks like this, check out those tan lines!
 

Greenplease

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Oh and this is Vivi Fernandes, she is one of Brazil's most famous porn stars, look her up, she has some awesome stuff haha!!



There is only a little bit of titty in there, I hope I don't get in trouble. I guess they'll just remove it if it's too much.........
 

newdude79

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alot of people said going into the slums (favela's) was a mistake. but honestly, i made friends with a couple guys that lived there and they were always with me, but honestly i still never had any problems. maybe its because im dark complected with dark hair, i dont know, maybe they thought i was local. i always just wore jeans and a tee out there. But, yeah i've been to rio just sight seeing, and had an awesome time. i also spent a couple weekends on isla bella...isla.JPG probably one of the most beautiful places i've ever been. I was in Brazil for work in Jundiai, but my 2nd trip i had more time off and go to see alot of places. The smoke i found was actually decent, it was all pressed but ok...and the hash was definitely comparable to some of the better that ive had here in the states.
 

newdude79

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i also went to some small rural towns in sao paulo state. those were nice too. embu SP was probably my favorite, it is basically a tourist trap, but i found alot of cheap silver stuff and alot of granite carvings that would be outrageous priced here. oh and i cant find a fuckin bartender anywhere here that can make a decent caipirinha pingha.lol. fuckin 51 cacaca is about ten times the 3 bucks or whatever it is there.
 
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